"Sorry to interrupt mate but once you've finished can I request unchained melody by the righteous brothers please"
Nail on the head
🤦♂️ "That embodies the reason why Man United are a poor football team!"
😤 "What about your stinking, lousy performance vs Spurs on Saturday!?"
Simon Jordan rips into Lisandro Martinez for his shock outburst against #MUFC's hierarchy! 🔥
Simon Jordan launches into scathing rant on Lisandro Martinez!
David Nevitt retweeted
Dorgu is the most 2025 footballer I've ever seen. Athletic, strong, fast.... but absolutely dogshit at football
Sad state of affairs that.
BREAKING: Hundreds of ex-rugby players win bid to carry on lawsuits over brain injuries
news.sky.com/story/hundreds-…
Back to work tomorrow after two weeks off 💀
Got that depressing feeling I used to get when it was a bath then an episode of heartbeat before school on the Monday morning 😂🙃
















