Manchester United Football Club.

Take Martinez back off, please He’s embarrassed himself there.

Get Ayden Heaven off the pitch for fuck sake

More concerned with banning season ticket holders than having a functioning football team that isn’t filled with bang average shitbags Ratcliffe, Wilcox, Berrada and them Glazer cunts deserve the most horrible of endings to their lives, I hope they suffer one day

Sack Carrick, bring someone in, short burst of an upturn and it will inevitably fall off a cliff, worse than the previous cliff it fell off under the last gaffer Ominous, proper ominous for this football club And the stupid cunts are sending out 100,000 seater stadium surveys!

Time to do some prep 👍🏻

No pace to the game, a starting XI with the left hand side of a stroke victim, a rebuilt midfield that’s absolutely awful and a winger playing up top while our captain is dropped for being a dickhead It’s shit, it’s very, very shit And yet, we stupidly expect a win.

Dalot running around slapping Maguire for making a tackled, shouting advice at his fellow defenders emphatically Like being told how to babysit children by Josef Fritzl

Shaun The Sheep: The Beast Of Mossy Bottom first up today Next up, Manchester United: Giving Us A Soggy Bottom Two scary stories, one after the other

I will never scroll across this and not share it.

Them bastards sold my boy and brought in that bum Tielemans Pain, pain, pain.

Give me the Jamie O’Hara and Jason Cundy clips asap This should be fantastic viewing 😅

There are tickets being given away for free, for a premier league home game in October, on twitter a day after the club release a survey on their 100,000 seater stadium I don’t use this term usually, but.. lol.

🎶 All that money you took from that big Russian crook (And bought 500 players under Boehly on 8 year contracts) And you’re losing to tottenham at hooooome 🎶

I enjoy this chaps videos Calling out the overpriced bullshit that people pay for in New York food and drink places Funny fucker too

Alejandro Garnacho has played a total of 61 minutes since joining Aston Villa, all from the bench, he hasn’t been picked for the matchday squad today again “Chelsea or I don’t play” Chelsea and you still won’t play, even for Villa, little wanker 👍🏻

Donarumma is shit, so’s his hairline State of him

Highlight of the Como trip was finally spending time with a man who has helped me so much over the years, we have become great friends but our paths never crossed The man behind @ManUtd_Malta, Joseph Tedesco, one of the finest human beings alive!

Made the mistake of getting chilli flakes on my Apache Pizza I can no longer feel my face.