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Joined December 2008
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you just created a million malfoid skywalkers
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What sucks about dating is foids dont really like it when you wanna start watching a series where you left off with your last girl, so you gotta start it from scratch and hope you're able to finish the series before the relationship falls apart
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They're oatmilking AOC on the White House lawn tomorrow
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What stage of trusting the plan is this?
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Looks like I'll have to stop saying the N word around my LG TV, thanks Trump
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How to get me to instantly uninstall your program @piriform Have you ever seen one of those wannabe security guys who runs a VPN all the time? Their experience online is basically non-stop roadblocks because every service assumes you're some level of untrustworthy merely by running a VPN. The one and only use for a VPN I consider worthwhile is torrenting, and I have PIA for that.
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"How did the GOP do so poorly this election" - the people in charge?
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This goes above and beyond being a blowout. Holy fuck.
Maybe Greg Abbott should have done more to protect Texas Christians from the Islamic takeover of his state…
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BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Leaked audio from Vivek's campaign HQ:
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HowlingHemorrhoids retweeted
Don’t ever vote for a Democrat
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I am urging all of my followers to vote “hard R” today.
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Straight-ticket Republican, no tax increases whatsoever, no funding for a train to bring ferals into my community, no transing kids, implementing voter ID Oh yea, it's votin' time
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"Oh yea, stupid men? How would you like it if a woman expressed undeniable desire for you on a primal level? Checkmate, chuds!"
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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These pouches are so fucking disgusting that I'm halfway inclined to think there was a manufacturing defect or something. Vape shop guy said this was the most popular flavor. If I was a little more chinese, I'd wager my dog would taste better, if she was available in pouch form.
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In hindsight, posting this with 2 months left in 2026 was way too optimistic. Thats on me.
2026 has been one helluva year for women's collective aura loss. I pray they don't find a way to make this year's loss look like child's play come 2027.
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HowlingHemorrhoids retweeted
It's astonishingly frequent for rich dentists to load up their entire family in a private plane and wipe out their entire bloodline. This isn't what happened today - Learjets are a whole new price tier *and* required skills tier. The pilot was 55-year old Jeff Gregory, and the co-pilot was 20 year old Nathalia Gadelha Filgueiras. Thus they were professional charter pilots, and as one would expect, the young newbie was flying as co-pilot, with the very experienced older pilot being pilot-in-command. Pilot-in-command means "pilot in command." The co-pilot does not make decisions for navigation or anything else; they may be instructed to assist the pilot in those things; such as making radio calls to ATC to route around storms and such, but the pilot in command is the one flying the plane and making the decisions. The buck stops with him. I've said this before when the usual shitbags come slithering out of their holes after a disaster like this, but the shameless blood libel has never been more egregious or disgusting. Fuck all of you shameless grifting bastards. God damn you all to hell. nypost.com/2026/11/02/us-new…
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Replying to @Mike_M_Klotz
they should do a solid front axle and IRS
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