@DeanOelsch

A master of tweets that don’t age well. Managing Partner at @HalotheAgency. Unhealthy obsession with creativity, design, coffee & sport.

 Johannesburg, South Africa
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Joined May 2009
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I feel Helen Zille has timed her campaign badly. Lots of good stuff months ago but I feel it's been quiet of late.
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Open with Harmer and Bosch
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"Opening the batting in Test cricket sucks" 🗣️ Ryan Rickelton Read more: srkl.in/6019BCgIVz
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Yesterday 2 of our senior creatives went to the Portfolio Day for all final year students from almost all design schools/colleges in Gauteng. They asked one simple question: “what agency do you want to work at?” None of them could name a single one. What are they being taught?
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Schools that took part: AAA School of Advertising, AIE (Academic Institute of Excellence), CTU, Open Window, University of Johannesburg and Vega
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Worth a read. T20 is trash.
Barney Ronay@barneyronayOct 23
By a mile the greatest sporting story of the week (that no one actually watched) theguardian.com/sport/2026/o…

Bavuma’s nine-hour masterpiece was art we risk losing in South Africa’s Test purge | Barney Ronay

T20 franchise cricket is trash sport and killing the red-ball game is cultural vandalism. What would George Orwell have made of this?

theguardian.com
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Hey Travis Head, how do you like them apples?
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That has to go down as one of the all time great wins. Lost by 214 runs one week ago, put into bat during the worst time in this match, were 12-2, 92-5 and 110-6 and managed to win in fading light by an innings!!! What. A. Turnaround. Bring on Newlands.
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GET IN THERE CAPE TOWN. Let’s fill it up
Johann Biermann 🇿🇦
@JohannBiermann1Oct 22
Newlands Day 1 for SA vs Aus. Grey areas are sold out. Looks like around 350 seats still available.
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Even Shukri is smiling.
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I FUCKING LOVE TEST CRICKET. IT'S THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD EVER.
Dean Oelschig@DeanOelschOct 22
I hate test cricket
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FINALLY Mulder gets Austalia's best batsman, Scott Boland.
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I hate test cricket
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Yesterday morning we were 6 to 1 to win this game and Australia and a draw were 2-1 each. South Africa now 1.25 to 1, a draw is 4-1 and Australia are 100-1. Unbelievable turnaround in the last 3 sessions. What a sport.
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The extremely diverse facial expressions of Shukri Conrad.
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Marco Kallis
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Car Twitter hello. Looking for a car recommendation for my wife. Electric a real possibility now, mostly for run arounds and school drops. Won’t ever leave JHB. And go! Thanks in advance!
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At 110 for 6 I was secretly just hoping we get to 200. Then I thought it would be a miracle to get 250. To then DECLARE on 425 is madness. Test cricket hey.
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I am sorry I am late I was watching Temba get a critical century.
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Captain my Captain!!! Well fucking done Temba Bavuma! It's your finest, hardest and maybe most important knock to date. Keep going!
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