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I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

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Joined September 2010
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Every time I put a towel on the spare bed for a guest I whisper an apology to Alex Polizzi
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Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton.
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I’m so fucking bored with this AI slop and the endless shilling for sponsors. This show has disappeared up its own arse. I used to look forward to it, now it’s just a hate watch #TheBlock
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Oh fuck off
Today is National Be Nice Day.
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I've just learned that in 1975, Jerry Hall shared an apartment with Grace Jones and Jessica Lange in Paris and cannot understand why this hasn't been made into a mini-series?
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Another day of being a beauty in a world of beasts ♥️
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when a gay guy doesn’t like a pop song
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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
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Seeing a lot of very ugly outfits in the audience at the Kylie concert, very disrespectful #AFLGF
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What a lovely picture. Hope these ladies had a great dinner 👍
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"So, he said I'd be forgotten soon enough?" #SwanSong #PrincessDiana
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The Palace realisation that this was very mild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When Princess Diana spoke in her own words, they called her paranoid. When Prince Harry spoke out, they said, “recollections may vary.” When Diana’s brother wrote down exactly what was said to him over the phone, they claimed grief had clouded his judgment and memory. Amazing how everyone who exposes the truth when it comes to The Royal Family, somehow is given a faulty memory, while the institution accused of wrongdoing is apparently the only reliable narrator. What an extraordinarily convenient little medical mystery. 🙃 #SwanSong
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Princess Diana’s ex husband and his lack of a backbone will forever be his downfall 😂. Like what was the point? What’s your legacy? Being Diana’s ex husband and being a horrible father?
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There’s a new generation of girls who have never been bullied by Joan Rivers and that’s unfortunate.
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PLEASE hide this dress from Kim Kardashian, I’m begging 😭😭
Princess Diana’s iconic ‘Revenge Dress’ is being auctioned for the first time in 30 years. She previously sold it off in an auction to raise money for charities focusing on cancer and AIDS. 📸: Campbell Addy
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lesbian couple at an ivf consultation
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“I don’t know how you’re doing on the inside, honey, but your hair is just holdin’ up beautiful.”
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And if you pressed the filter together until it popped, it became a menthol
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Time for self-care saturday
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