@DefNotRyan

I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. “Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist “Thinks he's people” —Vogue he/him

 Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2009
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A cozy cat in a blanket next to his very own space heater

ALT A cozy cat in a blanket next to his very own space heater

A cozy dog in a blanket, staring directly into the camera

ALT A cozy dog in a blanket, staring directly into the camera

Ross (fka trust the abyssinian 𓃠)@mikeywaters329 Dec 2022
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?
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My friend sent me this picture and it's killing me
Screenshot of waiting to buy Taylor Swift tickets. There is the progress bar that indicates the user started in "The Lobby," is currently in the "Waiting Room" and will go to the "Queue" next. These three steps are circled in red.

ALT Screenshot of waiting to buy Taylor Swift tickets. There is the progress bar that indicates the user started in "The Lobby," is currently in the "Waiting Room" and will go to the "Queue" next. These three steps are circled in red.

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Nm
Same dog, wearing a Cone Of Shame

ALT Same dog, wearing a Cone Of Shame

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I wish I was her
A dog wrapped in a blanket

ALT A dog wrapped in a blanket

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I was in the middle of writing a sternly-worded IT help ticket about a network problem I've been experiencing on and off for the past year when I realized its cause is the wireless adapter I installed on my work computer without the IT department's knowledge or approval
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Please please please please name your drink anything else, also do not advertise it to me
An ad for a drink called, bewilderingly, "The Plug"

ALT An ad for a drink called, bewilderingly, "The Plug"

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Early rendition of “Stacy’s Mom,” c. 1900
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New tenant
A small, brown dog, curled up, asleep

ALT A small, brown dog, curled up, asleep

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Hello from my room chair!!!!
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Replying to @SMB_Grove
The buried lede in all of these articles is that they haven’t designed the engine yet 🤪 (excerpt from thepointsguy.com/news/americ…)
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Replying to @DefNotRyan @thisqueerheart
Also, watch this if you want to cry youtu.be/yCBAOagxanA
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Replying to @thisqueerheart
Ooh I like this exercise. A few Sufjan Stevens songs come to mind (of course). Although the queerness is often a little encrypted. Maybe "John My Beloved," "All Of Me Wants All Of You," or "Futile Devices"? youtube.com/watch?v=x2dNTjE6…
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The media: *blaming gay men for the spread of monkeypox* MONKEYS:
Image of a monkey puppet looking away, like he is hoping not to get blamed for something

ALT Image of a monkey puppet looking away, like he is hoping not to get blamed for something

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For several months now I've been getting these ads for shirts with aesthetic I can only describe as "grumpy trumpy grandpa," not sure what I did to deserve this besmirchment
An ad for three tee shirts. They all black and utilize too many typefaces. One reads, "If guns kill people I guess cars drive drunk and forks make people fat." (NB I would love a society where we don't need guns or cars. Forks can stay.) Another reads, "I never dreamed [illegible] I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am, killin' it." (NB whether I am "killin' it" is something that has yet to be seen.) The last reads "Built in the sixties, original and unrestored [illegible]." (NB I was not "built in the sixties," but I am restored, justified, and progressively sanctified by the blood of the Lamb~)

ALT An ad for three tee shirts. They all black and utilize too many typefaces. One reads, "If guns kill people I guess cars drive drunk and forks make people fat." (NB I would love a society where we don't need guns or cars. Forks can stay.) Another reads, "I never dreamed [illegible] I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am, killin' it." (NB whether I am "killin' it" is something that has yet to be seen.) The last reads "Built in the sixties, original and unrestored [illegible]." (NB I was not "built in the sixties," but I am restored, justified, and progressively sanctified by the blood of the Lamb~)

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