If you can't accept that Profanity is an art form, we're going to have a problem. I already have a cover artist and am not seeking a new one.
Top o' The World, Ma
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Whatever Gets You Through The Night is now available on Kindle and in Paperback!
All the COOL kids are reading it. You wanna be COOL, don'tcha?
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Will that ballroom be finished in two years? No.
Will the Arch de Triumph clone be finished in two years? No.
Are these the plans of someone who intends to quietly give up power at the end of his legal two-term maximum?
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"Nazis were socialists" is shorthand for "I am too stupid to understand your explanation of why I am stupid so there is no point in continuing to talk to me."
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Ted Cruz has the most punchworthy face I've ever seen! And I once went into a frat boy bar! On karaoke night! When all the frat boys are trying to impress chicks! So every one of them does "Smooth" by Santana!
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And now, a public service announcement.
Hey, disaffected teens. Toss out that Atlas Shrugged crap and pick this up instead. It's much better for you.
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My first book has a 2nd review quote!
"Strong Female Protagonist does not begin to describe Contessa Helena de San Finzione." - A.J. Downey
So, all the COOL kids're reading it. You wanna be COOL, don'tcha?
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#writerslift
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"A Boss Monster needs Minibosses. And yes, if, as it seems, Nazis are what I'm up against, then I want a Miniboss watching my back who's more English than paying a woman to beat you!"
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Did you know I've written books?
You should read them.
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As Christmas draws near, and that last minute gift eludes you, why not give a gift that reminds your loved ones what the Holiday season is really all about? Killing Nazis. amazon.com/dp/B0DJC7NFT3
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Hey, check it out. Someone made a trailer for my first book. And yes, that's me singing San Finzione's national anthem.
I'm not one of @AOC 's constituents, but I AM someone who was looking to her to be the grownup in the room who'd stand up to the current administration.
Who ELSE ya got, I guess?
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Check out Doctor X.’s review of Manoogs Isle Mobile Home Park on @yelp yelp.com/biz/manoogs-isle-mo…
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Once again, it's that special day when Jesus rises from the grave and destroys Tokyo with His Fiery Breath to punish Man for The Folly of the Atom Bomb.
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It's times like this when I think about that great king who came to Earth to save us all, died for our sins, and rose from the dead to the joy of all the world.
Naturally, I'm talking about Optimus Prime.
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