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I’m realllllly funny & loyal asf - UGA, ASU, WU

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Joined April 2014
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manifesting july is better than june
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I’m extremely confused on how and why Cyndi Lauper got famous. The guy that signed her musta been deaf.
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Pepsi ruined Michael Jackson. Period. Drink @CocaCola
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Things that keep me going: knowing Joe Jackson is in hell.
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If I die without seeing @garthbrooks 1 lmore time, I will not have lived. Please one more American tour. I’m too young to have seen you before! The absolute best day of my entire life was seeing U in Bank of Am. stadium and I’ve been living off that high since. Please come back!
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While we’re here, can you put your music on Apple Music for one day, allow me to download and then take em away. I understand your reasoning but cars don’t have CD players anymore and I’ve been screwed since
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The day I got my license I put in 4 of your CDs and let them roll for years and year until I had to get a new car (and they don’t have CD players). Music sucks compared to you
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𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 until college football is BACK! 🏈 🔥
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Imma say something controversial. Idc. Jennifer Hudson> Beyoncé and all them.
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I've never sen anything more accurate
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I got CocaCola
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Screaming
I can’t look at #Hoosiers coach Curt Cignetti without seeing Bob Parr’s insurance adjustor boss in The Incredibles.
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‼️‼️‼️ humble yourself
This generation hides behind “I don't owe anyone anything” to avoid accountability. Yes, you do. You owe apologies to those you hurt. Gratitude to those who showed up. Respect to those you disrespected. That's not weakness, that's maturity.
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Legit like are any of my real human friends or associates seeing my stuff? Or have y’all all left this app?
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Replying to @peacock
@peacock seriously?? why would you take Keeping Up with the Kardashians off? You've made a lot of people PISSED OFF.
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@peacock what’s there left to live for 😭😭😭😭😭 I only have 9 seasons left!!!
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I’m cryyyyyyying at @KrisJenner with her swollen lip like she’s a Who from Whoville. I needed that laugh, Mom. Thank you. #Binge #KeepingUp #Kardashians @peacock #throwback #MissYouBruce
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