GOP: James Talarico goes to freaky sex parties!
Voters: TBH, that sounds fun.
G: Actually, he's gay and sleeps with men!
V: Good for him and consenting adults.
G: Uhh, scratch that, he's into big booty Latinas!
V: Bro, you really don't need to make this guy seem any cooler.
My heroes. Mr. Tommie Smith and Mr. John Carlos. Not pictured is Mr. Peter Norman of Australia, who supported the protest and suggested the athletes wear black gloves on opposite hands after Mr. Carlos forgot his pair at the Olympic Village.
I don't care if I'm singing too loud for my neighbors at 11 PM, I'm fucking depressed and vibing on good music is the only way I'm going to make it.
You don't need money to be stylish. Sure, it helps when you can plunk down some dough on some desinger shit, but when it really comes down to it, the simplest principles of fashion always win. Color contrasting, layering, and funky (but cheap) accessories will do the job.









