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Ridiculous that Bayern drew this game. Kane and Olise were a mile off their form and half the team injured but still Dortmund did nothing to deserve a point
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Should’ve given it to the guy that missed more than twice the amount of penalties Kane missed last season right?
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Even though I’m not a fan of the award, this will do wonders for Bayern
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Notice how he in no way shape or form says he's the best and he deserves it over the other candidates. Nor he uses disgusting populism like saying he would dedicate the award to Africa if he wins it. This just proves his point further
John H O N E S T Y #PerezOut #FlorentinoDimision (@JohnHonesty__) profile pictureJohn H O N E S T Y #PerezOut #FlorentinoDimision@JohnHonesty__Oct 29
A thread of Harry Kane, the man who "worked in silence" and never campaigned for the Ballon d'Or like the others. (This is only since August btw):
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Being interviewed when he's top candidate for the award? shocking Its the content that matters
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Like if you can't tell the difference then it's your problem.
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An Arsenal fan that can’t appreciate the importance of scoring a penalty… maybe that’s why they stay mediocre through history
SensibleTakes (@SardarGooner) profile pictureSensibleTakes
@SardarGoonerOct 27
30% of Harry Kane’s goals were penalties 😂😂
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Never seen a sound take from a Kane hater. Is all just evidence of lack of folic acid from birth
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AJ (@AJ__SR7) profile pictureAJ
@AJ__SR7Oct 26
It’s funny cuz it was the same old typical ‘Harry Kane season’ As soon as the champions league gets heavy, didn’t show up As soon as the World Cup got heavy, didn’t show up Won’t be moving any needles for me cuz I know he’ll flatter to deceive again when the time comes 👍.
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Isn’t it ironic that Michael Owen the guy who said leaving England and spurs was a mistake for Kane is present at the moment he wins the Ballon Dor for moving out? Life has its ways I guess
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Yamal’s last month performance at wembley in a nothing tournament making his gullible fans think he had a chance
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Yes bro surely has nothing to do with the petition Real Madrid fans did mid season to sell Mbappe for his performances He’s a great player, he didn’t do better than Kane last season it’s simply the reality
Abz (@AbzRMCF) profile pictureAbz
@AbzRMCFOct 25
There’s people out there who want Kane to win the Ballon d’Or over Mbappé solely based on the fact that Kane didn’t go trophyless. A Bundesliga trophy, which Bayern wins every year regardless & the DFB pokal is what separates them. That’s shocking.
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What the actual fuck has this to do with age?
Muneeb (@Muneeb_08) profile pictureMuneeb
@Muneeb_08Oct 23
I am not one of those people and I am praying that he is alright and for his full recovery But didn't he make of Ronaldo for being old and not able to run?
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And in case there was any doubt now he scored.
Der Kaiser™️ (@DerKaiserBM) profile pictureDer Kaiser™️
@DerKaiserBMOct 21
Glad you enjoyed that
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Glad you enjoyed that
𒋻 (@AdiiiFCB) profile picture𒋻@AdiiiFCBOct 21
No Olise, no Diaz, no Musiala let's see what "Ballon D'Oro" Sir Harry Kane can do to make his team win without being spoonfed
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We took their best winger for half the price
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 11
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bradley Barcola has been taken off. He has produced 0 goals and 0 assists in his first 10 games of the season in all competitions. Liverpool paid €140M for him.
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Stanisic does literally nothing right
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How preposterous that the one with the worst season between these is the one competing with the favorite Pr be like that
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 9
🚨 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡: A complete statistical breakdown of the Ballon d'Or contenders, from season 2024/25 until now! ✨🔥
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Just missed the Romano daily tweet I guess or his journalistic prostitution doesn’t account for the other player being the actual favorite?
Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 9
JUST IN: Harry Kane has re-gained a clear lead over Lamine Yamal in the Ballon d'Or race, via Kalshi. 54% — Harry Kane 40% — Lamine Yamal
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Ryan Gravenberch couldn’t cut the Bayern Xl and you can certainly can keep him And Luis Diaz being 29 is supposed to be retirement age? Don’t make me laugh he had a better season than any of your players
𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ (@KayLFC05_) profile picture𝙆𝙖𝙮™️
@KayLFC05_Oct 8
Players Liverpool have bought from Bayern: - Ryan Gravenberch, 21 years old - Thiago Alcantara, 29 years old Players Bayern have bought from Liverpool: - Sadio Mané, 31 years old - Luis Diaz, 29 years old Tell me who the ‘retirement home’ is again?
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Being a retirement home isn’t the flex you think it is
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@KayLFC05_Oct 8
Bayern’s best midfielder since Lothar Matthäus says hello
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