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Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
For the love of Christ get these fucking political ads off the goddamn TV during football games
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
taking a moment on indigenous people's day to reflect back on some of the editorial collage work I've done with @highcountrynews over the years.
as an indigenous designer, this work has always been extremely important to me as I love the journalism of High Country News and the way the are covering native issues in the west, particularly around land issues, tribal culture, and the ways that our political leaders do active harm to native communities.
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
By a 1 vote margin, Republicans voted to continue the Iran war that had spiked your gas prices to $5 a gallon and caused inflation to soar. Remember this when you vote in November.
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
studio apartment electric bill is $136. they must be hiding a data center in my ass i just don’t understand
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
Chicken Pot Pirate retweeted
telling my kids i remember 89¢ gas will be like when people used to say you could go to the movie for a nickel or whatever.
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police are using drug test kits with a 40% false positive rate based on intel they get from flock cameras which make mistakes 71% of the time to arrest you for leftover spaghetti-o's while billionaires poison your water supply and traffic your children
A 23-year-old mom spent a month in jail, lost her job, and missed her kid’s birthday because a $2 police test kit mistook leftover SpaghettiOs for crystal meth.
Ashley Huff told cops the dried sauce on a spoon was pasta. The cheap chemical pouch said otherwise, and the system took a plastic vial over common sense.
The Quattrone Center found these kits trigger 30,000 wrongful arrests a year with up to a 38% failure rate to this day.
it’s negligence to keep using this kind of test.
