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South africa, Pretoria
Joined June 2009
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MJ adlibing the firing of a stage engineer was crazy 😭
can we talk adlibs PLEASE.
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Ay bandla
Johannesburg Water implements urgent interventions to stabilise severely constrained systems #JoburgUpdates ^N
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I need WhatsApp to fast track the usernames feature so that it prevents this thing of a person being harrased, just cause someone else leaked their number.
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A young 2 hours and 20 minutes...
How long would it take you to download GTA 6? 📶 10 Mbps — 46h 40m 📶 25 Mbps — 18h 40m 📶 50 Mbps — 9h 20m 📶 100 Mbps — 4h 40m 📶 200 Mbps — 2h 20m 📶 300 Mbps — 1h 33m 📶 500 Mbps — 56 min 📶 1 Gbps — 28 min
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Dame be fr 😭😭😭
Debt dash warns Jay z not to call him to perform for the Super Bowl 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Dame has absolutely nothing tp worry about. He was never getting that call. NEVER.
Debt dash warns Jay z not to call him to perform for the Super Bowl 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’ve got more chance of getting a call 🤣
Debt dash warns Jay z not to call him to perform for the Super Bowl 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I wonder how many speaking engagements that lady was getting with her fake qualifications and positions 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never heard of anyone lying about their qualifications from VUT, it’s always Wits
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Lost & Found?
Lebone Fifi Moeng? Wow 🥺🔥!
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CONWAY THE MACHINE ALBUM 🚨 OTIS. NOVEMBER 20TH. 11 Tracks. Features: • GHOSTFACE KILLAH • KOOL G RAP • METHOD MAN • RAEKWON • INKREDIBLE N.E.S. • FLEE LORD • SHOTS ALMIGH • THE GOO GOO DOLLS
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Yeah we fired him😂😂😂.. we don’t want the owner of the label anymore. He’s too dope for us to have him around. He keeps on winning without anyone’s help so why keep him around? I mean tomorrow he’s dropping the cool & blak album& sunday hosting that same event at Maracana in Sandton, we can’t have such dopeness around us. Imagine last month he was in Canada making moves by himself, nah that’s too much motion. Ha sepele aremo nyake😭😭.. imma go to his listening session tonight at Nona’s in Rosebank and fight him.
Jay Jody Unfollowed A-Reece On Instagram & He Removed Revenge Club Records On His Bio,His Latest Song Was Also Not Released Under Revenge Club Records,Their Beef Is Real,FACTSSSS!!!!!
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Twitter vs reality continues to be two worlds apart. What do you mean you're shocked that there are 55 year old men with 4 kids that earn R8k a month? Which South Africa do you guys live in?
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Replying to @Fokof__
The thing is sperm cells can live in a woman’s body for up to 3 days. So if she has unprotected sex then ovulates soon after, the sperm cells in her body will be able to fertilise the egg. Delaying ovulation then gives time for sperm cells to die so no fertilisation will occurs
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Replying to @_ladytopaz
Is it not a redundant method though?considering that it only ever works when you don’t need it?coz there is no risk of preferential when you are not ovulating
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The working mechanism of morning after pills is that they delay/prevent ovulation. No egg will be released and no egg will be fertilised. If someone is ovulating then then the egg would have already been released which renders morning after pills useless…
It doesn't even work when women are ovulating Found this out the hard way 😭
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That was fair of him to say 😂
I wanted to take a photo with them last night and my husband told me sit my ass dzwon 🤣🤣🤣
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Baby, you damn near in a full lunge. Just go ahead and stand up. There’s more to life than having the fattest ass.
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Di Thupa Tsa Smol still remains one of the best albums released this year 😭 So jealous of everyone who got tickets to the Untitled Basement show 💔🥲
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No shame in this at all. As long as you keep working and believing hore things are gonna work out
I'm gonna be leaving Johannesburg soon I don't know if I should sell my furniture or keep it in a storage and pay every month ? I gave it my all and nothing is working out bandla I'm going back home
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I don’t know you but I command you for being self aware. Sometimes Johannesburg just doesn’t workout and is most people’s comfort zone, go back home, recalibrate and explore outside of your comfort zone.
I'm gonna be leaving Johannesburg soon I don't know if I should sell my furniture or keep it in a storage and pay every month ? I gave it my all and nothing is working out bandla I'm going back home
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Personally? I prefer a respectable family. It’s enough that our child is stupid but don’t put us on blast
The way Mabiyela’s family supports her publicly makes me feel like Tirelo is on her own….being loved publicly vs privately mina I choose the louder love shame
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