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Joined February 2009
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LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here-- Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
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Never have I felt so attacked
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i need this
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Imagine if Schofield spent the whole time pretending to still be drunk from the NTAs in 2022
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Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if Moo deng ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!
Moo deng is filled with so much rage and her mom could not care less
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We all know this but just unreal talent and charm and range. Nobody really compares. He's THE utility player, why he worked so well on The Simpsons. One of the great losses to comedy and culture
Happy birthday Phil Hartman. He would've been 76 years old today. 🕊️ You might remember him from such characters like…
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OH MATE
NEW 🚨 Phillip Schofield returns to TV next week in a one-man reality show on Channel 5. "Cast Away" airs 3 nights next week and will see Phillip dropped off on a remote uninhabited island for ten days, with no crew and only a few cameras to document his experience, by himself.
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Moo Deng, you are my sprit animal.
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guy at the pub quiz said the band who did Hip to be Square was Martin Lewis and the News
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Someone needs to cut together Trump talking about the Springfield animal eating crises and Grampa Simpson talking.
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I better go superviral for this...
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i said to my wife, “hey brat summer is over, what kind of fall should I have?” she said “a fatal one”
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This makes it look like Gregg is being haunted by his Belgian cousin
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Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear
sabrina carpenter, what a woman
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If a look could say “Bellend”, this is it Courtesy of Mr Ruud Gullit
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Sad news: Mr Democracy Manifest has died. The cultural icon, whose arrest inspired a thousand t-shirts and millions of downloads, had advanced cancer. His immortal words will echo thru generations: “What is the charge..eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?!!” Vale Jack Karlson
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On this day one year ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.
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