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LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here-- Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
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Imagine if Schofield spent the whole time pretending to still be drunk from the NTAs in 2022
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We all know this but just unreal talent and charm and range. Nobody really compares. He's THE utility player, why he worked so well on The Simpsons. One of the great losses to comedy and culture
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OH MATE
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guy at the pub quiz said the band who did Hip to be Square was Martin Lewis and the News
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i said to my wife, “hey brat summer is over, what kind of fall should I have?” she said “a fatal one”
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Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear
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Sad news: Mr Democracy Manifest has died. The cultural icon, whose arrest inspired a thousand t-shirts and millions of downloads, had advanced cancer. His immortal words will echo thru generations: “What is the charge..eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?!!” Vale Jack Karlson



































