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Here to stop the spread of Detroit Lions misinformation and slander. PFC @Jerrythekid21 Army. 4-time NFL Champions (1935, 1952, 1953, 1957) Flags Fly Forever.

Joined February 2022
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Replying to @SpeakEZsports_
I hope the rams make the playoffs so Dan Campbell can dog walk Sean Mcvay up and down Ford Field.
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The Bears are certainly not the best young core 🤣🤣🤣🤣, Poles has been a disaster of a GM, honest Bears fans don’t mind admitting it, you are just a fan-boy. Learn ball.
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If you don’t think Poles will be fired if they miss the playoffs, you are delusional (or the Bears ownership is dumb)
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The moron would be the guy that extended Poles.
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Brother 🤦‍♂️, be real, if any other team traded 2 first for a 29 year old dt you would be clowning them 🤣, it’s ok to say he will help your team, but it’s waaay too desperate of a move for a team like the Bears (who were not one DT away from a Super Bowl)
You’re just babbling nonsense now
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Simmons was picked 19th overall, if you had a good GM, late round 1st would still be valuable 🤣🤣, it was a desperate reach because he hasn’t been able to add and good dline talent the last 5 years 🤣. No other team was going to give 2 first for him 😂
Comparing Haynesworth to Simmons is insane lol. Secondly, nobody cares about losing two first round picks in the mid to late 20s You’re just trying to make it seem like it’s a big loss just so you can talk shit about the Bears. We don’t care dude…
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Simmons is two years older than Albert Haynesworth was when he left for the Redskins, Simmons will definitely help your team, but two 1st for a 29 year old DT is simply a last ditch effort by Poles to keep his job, unfortunately the Bears defense needs a lot more than a DT 🤣🤣🤣
That’s the benefit of getting a player (Simmons) that just signed a 3 yr ext and your franchise MVP candidate QB has 2 more years on his rookie deal. We aren’t where the Lions are. Your QB is making $50 mill & you gave all your core players big deals. You’re projecting.
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You talking about practice?!?!
Packers defense getting dominated by the Packers backup OL. They surely could use Jeffrey Simmons…oh wait.
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If the Vikings were serious about contending they would have kept JJ.
Two NFC contenders got significantly better today. If the Vikings want to seriously contend in January, they can’t take half measures with improving this offense.
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Next weeks going to suck too, shame on the schedule makers.
That MNF game was ASS!
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Don’t worry buddy, you and the rest of Bears nation can go ahead, grab some popcorn and some candy, a couple beers and park your ass in that soft corner Cuck chair and watch daddy take care of business for you guys.
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
Yea that’s probably it. Like every Detroit lions fan, including you, wouldn’t switch coaches tomorrow. Plz beat the Vikings Sunday though!!!
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Nah, he’s more into illegally handing the ball to guards without Dan there to tell him what the rule book says 🤣
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
Ben probably created that Penei route though, right? lolz
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Bears fans comparing themselves to the pre Dan Campbell Lions is definitely a choice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have the same amount of playoff wins as the Bears do in that time span… 😂😂😂😂
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Last time I checked the Bears haven’t beat the Lions since 2023 🤣
How many days have the loins had a better record since ben came to Chicago Your coach is a moron who loses games
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Bears win “a” playoff game since 2010 and now they wanna be experts about who’s watching the playoffs from the couch 🤣🤣
Is the Cuck chair where you watch the playoffs ?
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We don’t equally suck, I am fine admitting the last 20 wasn’t a great time to be a Lion, but the modern Lions (Dan Campbell era) has been mostly competitive, unlike the Bears who had 1 cute season 🤣
And ours is .456 so we both equally suck. See you on Thanksgiving. We’ll bring the belt.
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No do the Bears (if you arnt scared to 🤣🤣)
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
@grok what’s the Detroit Lions overall record over the past 20 NFL seasons and where does that rank amongst the 32 NFL teams?
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One of your wins was vs Malik Willis but you still count that 🤣, as of now you guys are not competitive with the Packers, at least you have us to beat them for you while you sit and watch from your comfy Cuck chair.
Is Google not available in Detroit ? Green Bay has lost 3/4 vs Caleb Williams They are 2-3 vs Caleb Williams and the Bears ( a finger tip from 1-4 off a blocked FG) Yes they blew out Tyson Bagent who hoo!
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No, bears just got blow out
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
Bears just sent the packers ass home in the playoffs. What the hell are you talking about out
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Past two decades? Sir, after we win the division this year we will be nfc north champs 3 out of the last 4 seasons 🤣. Last year is over, as of this season you guys don’t compete with the packers, thankfully you have us to beat them for you.
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
That was a direct response to you saying we can’t fuck up the Packers. We stole the division from them and ended their season. How long are you going to hold on to your two shit playoff runs? You forget you guys have been laughing stock of the league for the past 2+ decades? Stfu
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Do you even know the last time the Bears swept the lions ?!?!
Replying to @DetroitLionsBot
Bro after we 2-0 the lions this season 🤣
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