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OFFICIAL FAREWELL ADDRESS TO THE SIUUU REPUBLIC 🇵🇹🐐 My fellow citizens, distinguished comrades, and honorable holders of the online Portuguese passport. 🫡 It is with a heavy heart and profound sadness that I address this great Republic today. For years, we have proudly carried our online Portuguese passports, defended a nation many of us have never visited, sung an anthem we barely understood, and celebrated the victories of a country whose embassy doesn’t even know we exist. 😭😂 We have sacrificed friendships, relationships, sleep, and countless megabytes defending one man. And if given the opportunity, we would do it all over again. Today, as our beloved General concludes his international mission, I have made the painful decision to voluntarily surrender my Portuguese passport, effective immediately. 🇵🇹💔 I know many of my fellow citizens across the world will be doing the same. Some will surrender theirs peacefully, others will require psychological assistance. 😭🤣 However, let there be no misunderstanding. WE ARE NOT RETIRING FROM THE CR7 DEFENSE FORCES! Our General still has one final mountain to conquer: THE SACRED 1,000 GOALS! Until that mission is accomplished, our loyalty remains unquestionable. And to those who believe today’s events reopen the so-called GOAT debate, let me remind you that we have never recognized the existence of such a debate. Our General is in a league of his own. We do not compare the sun to streetlights. 🐐 To the founding fathers, ministers, ambassadors, and ordinary citizens of the SIUUU Republic, it has been the greatest honor of my life serving alongside you. A big thank you to @gyaigyimii for his support. I hereby relinquish my Portuguese citizenship, but my allegiance to Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro remains permanent and irrevocable. May God bless our General, protect his knees, preserve his finishing, and grant him the strength to reach 1,000 goals. 😭🙏 I WAS PORTUGUESE BY FOOTBALL, NOT BY BIRTH. Farewell, Portugal. 🇵🇹💔 Long live Cristiano Ronaldo! Long live the SIUUU Republic! SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 🐐😭 Signed: KOBE🤞