@DisastroMan

RIP DeadAstroman. Writer, pop culture opinion-haver. You just brought piss to a shit fight probably. https://xitter.cf/t.co/PftS8KoPzH

 Dead Astronaut Land
Joined July 2023
  • Tweets39.8K
  • Following1.6K
  • Followers2K
5.6KMedia
Here’s a big dumb mega-thread of some of my big dumb threads — again! Take a look if you want or don’t. Anyway cool. 🧵
6
6
1
78
57,569
Two things: 1. I was more bored watching this 3-minute video than I was watching the 3-hour movie in question. 2. Bro did NOT need to do this shit from his car. Movie’s been out for a while and he had nothing to say. What was the rush here?
Steven Cheah
@StevenCheah9h
You Can See Everything one minute movie review 🍿 🚨some spoilers included🚨
1
29
1,467
Someday maybe we’ll hear a legitimate critique of the movie. That day is not today.
4
44
I’ve been watching clips of Rocky V lately and I honestly can’t believe how bad this movie is. Anyway here’s Rocky doing some breakdance-y karate-type bullshit for no reason:
2
1
9
494
The movie is, like, not at all focused on whether Amanda Seyfried feels regret.
Noble Art Understander@UnderstanderArtOct 25
I’m sorry. I love Nathan Fielder but I can’t imagine caring about if Amanda Seyfried feels regret about how she portrayed Elizabeth Holmes on a Hulu show. Baffling that Fielder and Oppenheim thought this was a critical thing to focus on in the doc.
14
9
2
1,756
158,292
Some folks are once again mad at me in the comments, but like, Amanda Seyfried is not unclear about her thoughts on The Dropout. She DOES NOT feel guilty about her performance, nor should she. The film does not linger on that subject, no matter how much some people think it does.
22
2,150
The graphic, throbbing, thrusting sex scene in Watchmen made me absolutely howl with laughter. My friends and I fucking lost it in the theater during that one.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 24
What’s a movie scene that made you laugh so hard your stomach hurt and you genuinely struggled to catch your breath? The kind of scene where even thinking about it years later still makes you laugh.
1
164
My read on this guy is that he probably thinks unnecessarily hanging dong in the shower is a power move.
Variety
@Variety20h
"You Can See Everything" director Lance Oppenheim says Elizabeth Holmes' partner Billy Evans "didn't care about being seen naked" in the documentary: "We were in the car ride on the way back from the gym, and I said to Billy, ‘We will give you some time to shower.’ And Billy responded, ‘Want to film me showering?’ I offered to film him in a way that could avoid seeing his genitals, but Billy said he didn’t care about being seen naked.” variety.com/2026/film/news/y…
5
6
523
10,725
1. The Rehearsal S1 2. YCSE 3. The Rehearsal S2 4. Nathan For You 5. Finding Frances 6. The Curse
Men For Fielder@loganlofgrenOct 25
1. Finding Frances 2. Rehearsal S2 3. Curse 4. NFY 5. YCSE 6. Rehearsal S1
1
3
453
This honestly holds up really fucking well, and some of this stuff is still very genuinely creepy. The opening scene in particular. Good stuff.
Disastro@DisastroManOct 25
Rewatching for the first time in damn near 30 years. This scared the piss out of me as a kid.
2
12
549
Found a guy who blocked and and these are the only interactions I’ve had with him. Super normal stuff.
4
14
633
* blocked me and
1
51
Oh um why
ｂｅｃｋｙ@DPRKjrOct 25
you shouldnt be watching "body horror films" in any capacity
5
278
Now reading but I reserve the right to say fuck this without feeling bad about it if this shit’s too dense. I’ve heard that if I can get through and enjoy Infinite Jest I should be fine, buuuut… we shall see.
8
29
806
Or, OR… you’ll realize there was great music in all of these decades.
/d/@ldgafllysfmOct 24
Once you experience 60s and 70s music you’ll never stop wanting to beat the 80s to death with your bare hands
3
3
1
33
1,125
And hopefully be fucking normal maybe
5
85
Rewatching for the first time in damn near 30 years. This scared the piss out of me as a kid.
3
1
17
971
When you don’t know what semantics means, or what “nothing” means, and you block me before you can learn. Lmfao.
1
15
338
This was quite good. Well made, well acted. I wasn’t blown away by it, and the whole premise seemed uncannily similar to a scene in “Wellness” by Nathan Hill, but yeah, this was good. Rogen and Wilde were definitely the highlights for me. The last scene was great.
Disastro@DisastroManOct 25
Now watching
1
14
512
Now watching
1
1
27
1,081
Noticing a weird trend of people thinking this movie somehow had no laughs because it was about something serious. It’s VERY frequently a fucking hilarious movie, and Fielder’s approach is inherently comical.
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
3
89
1,732
Load more