Dracovish is on this stump of wood. We don't know why. (Source: @POTUS)

Zamazenta has been replaced by a gorilla with a laser cannon from the moon that jumps high. (Source: Pokemon Home)

One anonymous fan wrote us a letter that stated: "Fun fact: did you know that "Vish" and "Fish" are fairly similar?". This made us think greatly. Could Dracovish be a fish? You can also share us your opinion in our DiscussingVish™ mail box (twitter private messages).

Mega Hawlucha tried to injure Dracovish with Flying Press but missed and got themselves injured #chud #Dracovishisbetterthanyou (Source: @WWE)

Critical hits will now instantly OHKO the target independently of the base power of the move getting a critical hit and the target's typing. (Source: we weren't paid by Urshifu but we enjoy the idea of receiving money for Tweets)

Since the introduction of this setting, the usage of Perish Song dropped by 90% and the usage of Archaludon Rains dropped by 80%. We are currently investigating the reasons. (Source: @Pokemon_Champs)

This maintenance will reportedly add Dracovish in Champions

Dhelmise claims to have been the cause for the OceanGate Titan submersible's failures. "They were treading my waters." were Dhelmise's comments on the situation. (Source: @StocktonRush)

Mega Hawlucha is threatening Dracovish with a steel chair because they are mad that Flying Press is a bad signature move and are jealous towards Dracovish's Fishious Rend. (Source: @WWE)

In a poll asked to the population of Kalos it was revealed that: -85% of people think Dracovish is the best pokémon ever -382.5% of people think Fishious Rend is the best move -80% of people use the term "vishillion" daily -90% of people think DiscussingVish™ is "awesome"

Incineroar is a lesbian (Source: She sent us a message in our DiscussingVish™ mail box, also known as twitter private messages)

An anonymous DiscussingVish™ hater sent us a hateful letter that said "Writing vishinformations is wrong and you should be ashamed". We do not understand what "vishinformations" mean because here at DiscussingVish™ we always write true statements.

They got him.

A time traveler revealed to us that Dracovish would win the Gdansk Regional. We do not know why a time traveler would share this information at DiscussingVish™.

Dracovish was sent to a mental institution due to followed symptoms of anxiety caused by being dexited for years (Source: @Pokemon)

Someone fed suspiciously Arceus shaped cat kibble to a Shinx and now the little cat is our God. You will be pleased to come tomorrow at 2 PM UTC +1 and pledge allegiance to your new Supreme Leader.