@Distoretir

World's WORST Larper. @Distortir

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Distortir@DistoretirApr 3
no longer a bum #Hired
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MAGA when actual sharia law
FactPost
@factpostnewsJun 25
Texas is poised to require all public school students read the Bible as part of their mandatory book list, potentially violating the First Amendment's Establishment Clause.
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nat 🫧@natotallyJun 25
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nat 🫧@natotally25 Jun 2025
Summers days past #kriselle
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There is a god. Thank you Jesus.
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Why is everyone in the Digital Circus too scared to stand up to the bunny twink
ozzy/clementine DELTARUNE SPOILERS@M00NBUGGIESJun 25
DON'T JUST STAND THERE 😭😭DO SOMETHING😭😭COMFORT HER 😭😭😭WAS IT THAT HARD TO ASK IF SHE WANTED A DIFFERENT NAME
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“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJun 25
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
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Jess@Sundancing_Jun 25
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Rohan calling Josuke a self observed jerkoff is understandable given their beef Him calling Okuyasu a moron was mean, but he's knows the guy and let's be real, he is kind of dumb and is also Josuke's best friend Bro never met or talked with Yukako ONCE, yet still threw shade 😭
whee@wllectJun 25
talking like he aint all three 😭🙏
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autumn@badassyuriJun 25
#deltarune
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Ain’t nobody looking at Gohan
Kwalker@Kwalker1009Prt2Jun 22
Goku and Rosalina
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I think Toby Fox should make us pay $20 for every new chapter
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Mhiel@301pushupsJun 25
Mongolian throat fucking
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I distinctly remember, as a young teenager, the first time I stayed up all night on the internet, until I saw the morning sun peeking through my window. Felt like I'd passed some barrier. The night was no longer real. Just a bunch of dark hours.
sploingyrecords@sploingyrecordsJun 25
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Oh wow. I didn’t know they made a movie about it
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“hey men” and they are getting lung cancer 😭😭😭😭
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One Punch Man
@OnePunch_DailyJun 1
IS CHESS REALLY THIS SERIOUS 😭🙏
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This app is great because it’s the only place where cheating on your girlfriend is worse than being a pedophile
The Original Deerwalker@FatMajiggaMay 8
It’s so disgusting that this groomer gets to stay on the platform because anytime someone exposed him he just goes “no I’m not! Believe it!” And post some bullshit meme and ratios them, genuinely blocking anyone who follows this guy
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Doordashers when GTA 6 drop
💫SCARY Tribe 13X (3-0)🎃🔻 💫@B00K0FTRIBEMay 8
World is gonna look like the opening of 28 days later when GTA 6 come out
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