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Joined February 2021
Went to take the train to work this morning. Train got 5 mins into its journey, stopped and went back into Glasgow. Phoned my work and was told ‘Just take the day off, see you tomorrow’
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I might have to skip Thursday DW. Might have to work on Friday -.-
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Oh no not again 😭😭😭😭
I turn 38 in two days and I’m feeling this more than ever.
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I turn 38 in two days and I’m feeling this more than ever.
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Absolutely gorgeous drink me all day type of wine! This was a shot in the dark.
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Ok. I found a good use for Siri AI
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I asked it ‘have I take a photo of this wine before’ and it found it.
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I’ve been living with the iPhone 18 Pro since Friday. It’s slick, responsive, has a great camera and the battery life is insane for it being a smaller phone. Battery charge limited to 95% and I’m down to 34% at 11:30pm (since unplugging at 7:30am). Glad I returned the Z Flip 8.
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The wine I drank at home before going out compared to the wine I drank at the bar. The stuff at the bar is so… fucking… sweet I think I’m going to be sick.
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The last photo taken with my iPhone 16 pro. The 16 pro was the worst iphone I’ve ever had. The battery was shit, it didn’t ship with the features it was promised and in the end it decided to shit the bed and leave me high and dry when coming home from EF.
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Hopeful this iPhone 18 Pro lives up to expectation. Good impressions so far.
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Wow slept for 12 hours last night.
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Where does everyone usually get stickers printed?
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That’s the weirdest bottle of wine I’ve ever seen.
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I see season 25 of ‘America is fucked’ starts today. Wonder how long it’ll be before it’s cancelled.
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TFW it was a year ago Charlie Kirk died. HOW WAS THAT ONE YEAR AGO?
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I’ve came out for lunch today and honestly I still don’t feel right.
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Watched the Apple Keynote last night. I really want a foldable after my experience with the Samsung Z Fold. Apples offering is tempting but I think I may just opt for the 18 pro series. Better camera and Face ID are a dealbreaker to he honest.
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I just had one of the scariest things I’ve had happen to me. I was in the bathroom taking a pee one moment then next thing I know I’m in agony on my back. This cold has been causing dizziness and I blacked out when I was having a pee. My back is in agony now.
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