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Ditch Lock

@DitchLock

Dude | Veteran | TX | Pan | Sexually attracted to toast | Kilts and Silkies | Positive | Motivated | Beard | Married to the amazingly beautiful @SorchaReznikov

 Texas, USA
Joined May 2017
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Happy Monday, have a fucking orange idiot.
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When your autism finds an artist..
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Make the 1% afraid again.
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Treating life like my penis. Appreciating the small things.
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Anyone else finding this generational war on social media cringe as fuck? The microplastics and lead is really getting to everyone.
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Picked up a 24' Ranger Lariat. Still getting the Bronco, just gotta get my factory request in. Shit was exhausting trying to find a decent Bronco that had what I wanted.. Still very bitter at that bitch who made the illegal left into me, she took my dream Bronco from me.
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Hunting for a Bronco for a week now and it's just been straight ass... I just want a two door to zoom around in, but it market has a huge demand for four door. If I find a two door, it's either overly expensive or under budget missing everything I want.
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That Ford Ranger Lariat do be lookin mighty tempting... Just saying...
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Went to say goodbye to The Goblin.
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Goodbye my goblin.. you were only 4 months old..
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One year closer to hitting my Life Unalert.
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Best birthday gift to myself... Getting so fucked up the night before, puked everywhere in the bathroom but in the toilet. I'm ready to sewer slide myself.
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Mental health issues have turned into a self-diagnosed Pokemon game. Constantly used to deflect accountability, excuse shitty behavior, one up others.
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WHOS DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO GET A 3AM COFFEE IN DETROIT INTERNATIONAL?!
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After this flight to Detroit I'm doing three things.. Fighting RoboCop, fucking his wife, and spending time with a close friend. Two of these are true.
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When you're sitting at the bar in the airport buzzed scrolling Twitter, few muscular women with huge cocks goes by in your feed. The old lady sitting next to you scoffs... look at her... She's looking at you... Whatcha want from me lady?!
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Flight delayed 3 times, by 3 hours, 4 gate changes. Playing a new airport game.. hop every bar to my terminal.. YA BOI GETTING DFW SHITTY! Eat my cock American Airlines.
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Flight to Detroit delayed by 2 hours.. I got 4 hours to kill.. Ya boi is getting on the flight ripped.
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When you get a tattoo and take the plastic wrap off when you get home... you have just experienced life through how packaged meat feels when opened.
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