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Joined October 2016
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Top 64 at Louisville
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My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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Y'all are wasting time chasing that pirate token
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This is coming from someone who plays a fuck ton of osrs and pokemon 1/700k chance (reportedly) is practically fucking impossible to farm out in 30 days to go on rate you'd have to open well over 1000 chests a fuckin day
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The first reported odds of finding the Pirate Shop Token are around 1 in 700,000! 👀🏴‍☠️ They are PRETTY LOW, but NOT completely impossible.
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Luffy finally finding the one piece and finding out its just free fortnite skins for 2 weeks:
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emo sneasler ‼️
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Mmmm I'm also thinking deeply
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ivy retweeted
Vyper Propaganda 🐍🎃 (Lash is Missing...)
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>called semen >comes out when i see men
>bodily fluid commonly called as "cum" >you cums cum to cum out cum
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ivy retweeted
page 1 of my new pony au comic!! my lovely and fearsome 🧊🐉ice dragon did the lettering for me bcs i had a way crazy migraine #mlp
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when that first $280 paycheck hits
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