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I remember last year when I traveled for Christmas, i did sleep in the room with some of my cousins unknowing to me that my cousin has a crush on me💔, the day before Christmas i slept of earlier than usual because of the loads of work only to wake up around 4am and realized my cousin brother had shifted my panties and was looking and my coochie while masturbating.
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If Michael Olise was not too nonchalant, he would have made a more better Balon D'or contender than Lamine Yamal.
𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊🦠 retweeted
if you texted someone and they ghosted you for months, is it a valid reason to ghost them back when they suddenly text you?
𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊🦠 retweeted
Buying a car so your personal driver can drive you around doesn’t make sense. Just use Uber.
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I’m at that age where I don’t correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text “let’s meef for lunch” that’s your puzzle to solve now.
𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊🦠 retweeted
Why are men always scared to ask me out?
Will i remain single for the rest of my life?
𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊🦠 retweeted
Bro to girl:
Men lower their standards for sèx and raise their standards for marriage. Let that sink in🧏♂️
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Pastors lie too much because wdym the bus you entered had an accident and you were the only survivor out of everyone?































