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Djemps

@Djemps

Jack of All Trades - Master of Some - 80's baby turned gray haired daddy

 Rochester NY
Joined January 2011
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Need a drone that patrols the earth and tases people who say “me thinks” with no warning.
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Oh yeah well I’m making a game where all of the animations are drawn by hand on cave walls using red and yellow ochre.
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Hey non black friends.. when a song comes on that has the n-word in it and you know all the words, you:
5%Say ninja
9%Say n-word
76%Say nothing
10%Well here’s the thing…
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Whoever came up with the LMNOP part of the alphabet was spittin.
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Let’s talk about sexual dimorphism in humans. This is something that comes up a lot in Jordan Peterson & incel circles. And it sets you up for terrible answers, because it fundamentally misunderstands the question. A better question: why are human males and females so SIMILAR.
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Image from ern. (@ErinEARoss)
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A lot of the Halloween themed stock is still hanging around, including this cute little Witch's Brew Lil'! starspawntoys.myshopify.com/…
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Saw some post that was titled “Homemade Rube Goldberg Machine” like yeah no shit buddy? Nobody is selling Rube Goldberg machines. Unless you count iOS.
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The number of Etsy sellers claiming to be from Ukraine probably exceeds the population of Kyiv on its own.
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Thank you to Pan's Haven and Hodge Podge Entourage for their donations to the RKS auction on October 1st at Photo City Music Hall
Image from Rochester Kink Society (@RKSociety)
Image from Rochester Kink Society (@RKSociety)
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LFG: Pixel artist who is good at NES/very low res style stuff. Paid gig. Please DM thank YOU.
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The most extravagant thing I can think of, the most flagrant disregard for money imaginable, is buying a WinRAR license.
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I am once again tryin to live stream from spirit Halloween store this year
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I think @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp just sent a push alert to EVERYONE's device that simply said: Test Dev. - Get your shit together guys. 🫣
Of all the reasons that J.K. Rowling is a terrible person, constant misuse of the word 'nonplussed' has got to be near the top. 🤦
I was invited to the shrek rave next week by two people, I feel like this is what they mean when they say life doesn’t really start till you are out of highschool
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So... Uhmmm. I'm bad at sizing... CLEARLY. If I made a penis fly trap this huge, would people use it, or buy for decoration?... Lmfaooo it's as big as my head... I suck. I'm going to make one half the size. Then I have this lil mini as well.
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Image from Willow Chillow (@ChillowFantasy)
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WIP - A toy inspired by a chrysalis or pupae. Imagine that it's hanging upside down.
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Not sure what I'm working on, but it's turning into some kind of dragon's maw that you penetrate from the back throat.🤷
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