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Davis “Maestro” Smith, Cpt. 🐐

@DkeDavis

Ball Knower, Washed-up Athlete, Modern Day Philosopher, Roll Goats

 Virginia, USA
Joined January 2016
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Rebranding as a naval academy burner in support of my boys at Annapolis
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OPSEC level: Almost got the burner doxxed
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Patriot
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@itsme_urstrulyOct 29
A young bison jumps for joy at the first snow of the season. Montana.
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If a woman is not a Gypsy I don’t want her!!!!
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SPEZIAL 🚬@SpezialSopranoOct 29
You’d need the Lionel Messi of surgeons to remove my tongue from her sphincter
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Mike Studdler@MikeStuddlerOct 29
10+ laugh reacts in the frat gc is better than sex
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The Life of Pablo in a nutshell
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@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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Relapsed
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Rocky (Micro Cock) Balboa@bigrockcock69Oct 28
I think I'm gonna start having sex when this whole Covid thing blows over
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John Micheal Peterson@jmpeterson67Oct 28
“How’d you know I was a legacy bid?”
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In other news, I am a fucking idiot
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Sports Enjoyer
@ball_knower_19Oct 25
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Let the record show that these people will never be my brothers
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This would happen at #dke😂 #whathefuck
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@McuquerellaOct 25
Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Old fashioned at my girls college ball! Life is great.
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Girth Jones@donthurtemgirthOct 23
My buddy with an all time email to his professor #scholar
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New PFP 👀
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Willie “Stinger” McFarland@WillieStinger45Oct 22
That first fart when you leave your girl’s place hit like crack
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