Practical magic barely qualifies as a movie, but got damb did I have a good time watching it

As a bassist I love this band, I love this song, I love the goofy bass line, but I will never understand why people think it’s indicative of skill

Whenever I hear real jazz players play I’m reminded what a joke rock n roll really is

Batman Begin

Why do most colognes smells a little like fart? Or are men putting on cologne believing it will mask their perpetually leaking farts?

Imagine you’re a keyboard player who showed up an hour late to the gig and you turned your amp up so loud I can barely get the vocals audible. In this scenario you suck ass.

While I was setting up for tonight’s show I noticed the snake was blocked by a table. I told the drummer “I need to move this table so I can expose the snake.” I didn’t realize what I had said until I saw the delight on his face.

My advice to bands: have a bass player. Otherwise you sound like a drum solo with some dipshits noodling nearby

Now this one aged real nice real quick

Just burped and sneezed at the same time and it felt HORRIBLE

your cat looks like Anya Taylor Joy

Excited for the fucked up fake noses they’re putting on these beautiful men

Bring back the Steely Dan model: if you want to record a song you physically can’t play it should be VERY expensive

Damn, they’ve got my ass

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