A German Shepherd dog guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. One dog's perspective on the world. Bears are wussies. #animaltwt
The Farm
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For those of you new here, I'm a brave, loyal, dutiful farm German shepherd dog who protects his pack, his farm, and then myself. I fear nothing, not even thunder and suspicious plastic bags. I want to eat all the things.
Tweeting the world through a dog's perspective.
Bear is lying again.
I wanna gonna eat him.
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Attention!!!
This has been circulating online and I can assure you I WAS NOT KISSING @DogOutOfControl !!!!!!
I was gonna eat him!
The dog hate in this thread is disturbing.
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Attention!!!
This has been circulating online and I can assure you I WAS NOT KISSING @DogOutOfControl !!!!!!
I was gonna eat him!
Only on "X" can you see a sparrow beefing with a Moose.
Never leaving this app.
@sparrowincrisis @mooseincrisis
I know forgiveness is supposed to be divine, but I'm a dog.
Not a saint.
🚨#BREAKING: Isa Casahuga, the college student who wrote and read a poem celebrating Charlie Kirk’s m*rder has recorded an apology video.
It is, without question, the least sincere apology I’ve ever watched.
See for yourself.
Sure, but when I have a bear in MY mouth, I'm the problem.
@bearlyable2
Aside from some minor literary license, the events I have described are completely true.
A most distressful night.
Goodnight from the doghouse.
I have now been sentenced to a night in the doghouse. Punishment is meted out quickly when you can't do anything but bark.
My lawyer @disruptiveowl will be filing an appeal on this malicious persecution.
/fin
I have now been sentenced to a night in the doghouse. Punishment is meted out quickly when you can't do anything but bark.
My lawyer @disruptiveowl will be filing an appeal on this malicious persecution.
/fin
I am now muzzled and facing punishment.
On the charge of "Barking without justification", "creating a disturbance" and "Resisting Arrest (Muzzling)" I am invoking the Doctrine of Necessity as is my legal right.
I have just been scolded to within an inch of my life.
They even invoked the nuclear option and yelled
"BAD DOG".
WORSE, they are looking for my muzzle.
I knocked over the baby gate trying to get to the doorbell. It made a loud crash.
Tricker-or-treaters are screaming. Mom and Dad yelling. I'm barking my head off. It's total chaos.
NOT MY FAULT
My reaction to being told to stop barking on this existential threat to my farm?
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Humans had some chicken soup tonight.
So THAT's what happened to that very annoying chicken.
@chickcrisis #AnimalTwt