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Joined November 2011
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Bro really thinks someone staying in an Airbnb is a house guest lmfao
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
I feel like I sit in between so many communities on this app that it makes my tweets so random. I tweet about things like crypto, tech, music, anime, etc but I don’t have enough of a concentrated following from any community, so most of the time I’m just talking to myself
Do you ever just see someone so beautiful and you want to talk to them but you just have no idea what to say
spooky dom retweeted
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
Is this odd? Maybe. However, this is one of the kindest things I’ve seen today, even if she does financially benefit in some way. She doesn’t owe these strangers anything and she’s doing a good deed. People are miserable if you can’t appreciate how nice this can be
I live by myself. No one comes over to my apartment. I’m drinking that OJ straight out of the carton idc
My friend said me liking egg nog is the whitest thing about me and honestly that makes too much sense
