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Thanks for dropping this. I got a little inspired at work and started iterating on your original design. This is the coolest Claude artifact I’ve ever used.
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Get the fuck out that bus if you not getting cracked
Brittany Renner says James Harden allegedly left her SHOCKED in the bedroom after making her finish EIGHT TIMES in a row. 💀😭
She admits she always thought a guy had to be BIG to satisfy her.
Then she saw it:
“I’m not gonna say small, but when I saw it I was kind of like, oh my God, what is he even gonna do with this?”
“He made me - eight times. And I didn’t even know my body could do that. I’m talking like back to back to back.”
“It’s been a lie that I’ve needed some Lysol can - to just respectfully put me through the mattress.”
Asked if she’d do it again:
“I’d love to, but I’m gonna fall in love with him.”
“If he’s watching this, I hate you. But I love you. In the best way.” 😭
Is James Harden the mystery man she’s talking about? 👀
Note: James Harden is used here as a speculative clickbait name, not a confirmed identification.
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AI should be used to assist workers not replace them. That’s where all these government organizations and companies fucked up at.
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Grammy winner 2027. A perfect blend of Afro-Brazil culture and it social acceptance globally.
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We are the only race that never turned power into genocide against another race, nor dragged another race into slavery, from the era ancient Egyptians genuinely ruled the world.
No race can point to our hand in their destruction, yet we are the most hated group to ever exist.
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You can spam those as much as you want. But you should never forget the trenobolone sandwiches
The quickest way to build this type of shoulders is to spam lateral raises. Lateral raises target the lateral deltoids (side delts), the muscles responsible for giving your shoulders that wide, rounded appearance. If shoulder width is your goal, this exercise deserves a permanent place in your routine.
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Why should any data center get any tax breaks? They are literally cash cows for localities who should be paying more.
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GTA soundtrack looks nuts, still can’t believe Daft Punk turned down an unlimited budget.
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Why does Green Arrow feel just cool enough to suspend disbelief for but Hawkeye feels retarded
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Turns out putting unqualified white supremacists in charge of literally everything was a really fucking bad idea.
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Billionaire telling people he doesn’t mind paying taxes and you still have poor people in the replies arguing against it like they will ever be him 😭😂…
This is f*cking insane
Everyone is talking about Jensen Huang's affair this week. Almost nobody is talking about what he said about paying $8 billion in taxes
Nvidia CEO, asked about California's billionaire tax:
"The fact that I can afford to pay $8 billion in taxes over five years is a privilege"
"I'm not afraid of paying taxes. I'm just afraid of being poor"
In 3 minutes, he explains why he's fine paying it while other billionaires spend millions fighting it:
0:31 - "I don't mind paying taxes. Why not?"
0:33 - The one thing he hates: tax dollars wasted
1:05 - "I am the ultimate American dream"
2:13 - The question: $8B over five years, still worth it?
2:37 - Afraid of being poor, not of taxes
2:51 - Why he pays his people as much as possible, not as little
When billionaires fight a tax, most people blame greed
Jensen is teaching the math underneath:
country → education → company → merit → success → taxes
Old way: pay as little as possible, to the state and to your people
New way: paying more is the proof you won
Better than any $2,000 finance course I've seen
Is he right or is that easy to say when you're a billionaire?
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Brazilian superstar Anitta just won her first Grammy and openly gave her reverence to Èṣù, saying, "Laroye Esu Mojuba."
Yes, you heard that right. While global icons across the diaspora honor the deity of crossroads, communication, and divine justice on the world’s biggest stage, many at home are still clinging to colonial mistranslations. Dear Yorubas: Èṣù is not the biblical 😈, you were lied to!
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WOW! ABDUL EL-SAYED TOLD JESSE WATTERS TO BE SERIOUS ON LIVE TV:
He said it straight to his face — let's get serious, cut the culture wars, and talk about the real facts people want to talk about. 'You don't want to talk about gas prices.
You don't want to talk about groceries. You want to bring up all this culture war.' Look at Jesse Watters' face — priceless. He wanted a gotcha moment so bad.
Why This Matters: this is what the new generation looks like — Democrats who walk onto Fox News, take the culture-war bait, and throw it right back with the issues people actually live with: gas, groceries, healthcare.
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT