Don't call it a comeback. Sleep deprived, much maligned, servant of the public in general... not you specifically. All my braking's done before the corner.
Little China
Joined March 2023
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This happened:
🙍🏼♂️Phone was stolen. findmyphone said it's at this address.
👮♂️Have you asked for it?
🙍🏼♂️Go get it. I pay your wages.
👮♂️You go ask.
🙍🏼♂️I demand to see your Sgt!
👮♂️Why? You want him to be the one to tell you that address is the bus depot and it'll be in lost and found?
From Facebook:
Cannot believe this muppet was prepared to watch a colleague get beaten because he thought he had to stay with a guy arrested on something minor and needed to be told by the arrestee to go help them.
Posting this is insanity.
Surely it must be rage bait.
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youtu.be/Fvjk47UORFs?is=arp2…
@Lea_EFC have you seen this incredibly accurate documentary about all Arsenal fans?
#thefastshow
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Got to find out what life as a fireman is like today...
... managed to sleep the full hour of my night-shift lunch break.
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Arsenal getting carried away? Yeahup.
Nigerian Arsenal accounts getting carried away? Fuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeah.
😂😂😂 last thing Arsenal want.
Their results against the "big 6" aren't particularly great.
You start replacing Burnley and Coventry with Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Real Madrid and Inter Milan Arsenal never win the league again. 😂
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Getting ready for a game and can hear the manager of one of the teams that finished just before us through the wall.
Fancies himself as Roy Keane.
Screaming at some guy who lost his man because he has a funeral tomorrow.
@GNev2, if you ever need an understudy for him.😂
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Going back to watch a movie you technically saw at the cinema but spent the entire time distracted by and distracting a lady is a strange experience.
Like, some of it is vaguely familiar... But the majority is a mystery.
Still.
Wouldn't change it.
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The bitch is making him her bitch so he's prepared for once he gets to prison.
PS I am not calling the human woman a bitch.
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And if you had retweeted it and not stolen and repackaged it like an utter shit bag then we'd know who they were and they'd be getting the 1.7m views.
But then you're a dick.
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True story.
@BigDBoston
Got me to get up to answer my door multiple times with this one:
open.spotify.com/track/2h6Ry…
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Some people move into departmental office jobs and seem to forget what it's like.
A real email:
👩🏼I need you to be available for a teams meeting at 1pm on Tues.
👮♂️If I'm not sent to something I'll get on.
👩🏼You have to be there.
👮♂️Cool. I might not be.
👩🏼You have to.
👮♂️🤷🏼♂️
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🚓⚽🏒DontKeepPace🏒⚽🚓 retweeted
Please spread this far and wide so Noah is found as quickly as possible. 👀
#ThinBlueLine 🚨
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In other news: Fabrizio Romano and 10,000 African Plastics don't understand sarcasm.
🔴⚪️ Gary O’Neill: “Arsenal are one of my favourite teams to watch and to study, for the work that Mikel's done there”.
“It's a very humble team as well, there's no superstars in it, there's no one that doesn't get their work done”.
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I always liked Blade Trinity and @VancityReynolds in it.
It's no Shawshank obviously.
But it's not Green Lantern either.
Seems like shitting on it was just fashionable. Like @Nickelback...
Who by the way have some excellent tracks. Burn It To The Ground is fookin' great.
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