🚨 BORDER PATROL REPORT #003 🚨 Another vehicle. Another suspicious explanation. And paperwork longer than a CVS receipt. I'm starting to think the biggest threat to Douglas County isn't at the border. It's the paperwork. Lord, give me patience. And a bigger clipboard. 🤠 Deputy Ron

🚨 BORDER PATROL REPORT #002 🚨 Got a moving truck at the Douglas County line today. Apparently, folks are fleeing their property taxes now. Used to be people moved FOR a better life. Now they're moving just to afford one. I might need backup. And a bigger clipboard. 🤠 Deputy Ron #DouglasCounty #BorderControl #Colorado

🚨 BORDER PATROL REPORT #001 🚨 Well, folks. Another suspicious vehicle tried entering Douglas County. We're not saying there's a problem. We're just asking a few questions. The border is open. My patience is limited. Stay vigilant, neighbors. — Deputy Ron 🤠 #Colorado