Believer who digs emerging media, journalism, fantasy sports, improv, and should probably read any thing labeled 'whimsical.'

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2007
Bret Dougherty retweeted
Happy Birthday to my old teammate, Artis Gilmore. And I apologize for what I said about your goatee.
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Congratulations @KyrenWilliams23 🥹 An incredible human being ☘️ #GoIrish☘️
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Replying to @JaredxJB
Why dont you watch the NBA anymore? THIS is why:
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I asked ChatGPT to write Jerry Reinsdorf's statement for him, and it blew his actual statement out of the water.
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
AI programs need to be stopped immediately.
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
This is pizza. If you forcefully refer to it as “Tavern Style” you’re probably from Michigan.
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
POV of that dude climbing the Accenture building and then arguing with CPD is nuts….
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Let’s do a hypothetical. You’re staring at this Mayoral ballot in 2027. All in their “prime”. Who ya got?
3%Brandon Johnson
1%Lori Lightfoot
25%Rahm Emanuel
71%Richard M. Daley
948 votes • Final results
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Do NOT recommend wearing this in Chicago. #IYKYK #Chicago
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Show me someone who has never actually spread salt in his life…
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Walter Payton 😤 Best part of the clip is at the end when he scores. Payton doesn’t celebrate, he gets up, gives the ball to one of his lineman. #Bears
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Only kids from the burbs will do this shit. xitter.cf/CWHarris7/status/15644…
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The greatest paper airplane throw of all time
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Nothing says “the city of Chicago wants the #Bears to stay” quite like showing Justin Fields getting sacked in their Soldier Field renovation mock-ups
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Allison Victoria is going to show up and paint it all black.
Protect all of this original woodwork and the floor-plan from house flippers at all costs redfin.com/IL/Chicago/430-E-…
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Chicago area architect Maurice H. Webster died 40 years ago on this day. Among his many projects is the fantastic 1957 Chess Pavilion by North Avenue Beach on Chicago's lakefront. chicagoparkdistrict.com/park…
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Tuition at St Rita is $13k a year. There are no more safe spaces.
A follower just sent this video of shots ringing out near St Rita at 77/Western this afternoon during a high school baseball game.
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
1982 UNC “blue soda”. 1983 NC State “red soda”. @giglio_OG and I invited the possibility of poisoning by cracking open these ancient artifacts.
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