Mully

I remember falling asleep on grampa's tractor going down the road. Now democrats won't expose the Epstein files.

I learned a few nights ago that if you have a cat that climbs on you all night and wakes you up every 15 minutes, they quit when you throw them across the room by their tails. Playing nice didn't work.

The autumn weather in the Eastern Midwest has been amazing so far this year. I can't ever remember such a mild, average autumn.

I thought I was country until my boss said, "That water done went under the bridge".

The mental gymnastics to make Elon look like the bad guy when Ukraine was hacking Starlink terminals is impressive.

I'm destroying relationships. End game shit. I need some grass touching.

Kind of rant; I go to this old farmer guy I've done some work for, look at fixing a driveshaft in a tractor. Told him Thursday I'd come up, look at it. I go look at it, figure it out and then he wants me to spend half my day taking it apart before getting parts. I just walked.

I see a notification on X and I think this is it. This is where they kick me off.

Had this job today. Everything was ready to be finished. Find one fuck up and then it snowballs into a 3 day project. None of which had anything to do with me and the customer is up my ass. Bro I can't see under the fucking ground.

Canadians; We will come get your guns. Americans; We will IED you before you make it to the first house.

Female cat is evil. I can see it in her eyes.

Why the fuck can't I have a high-beam switch on the floor like a civilized human?

How times do your eyebrows catch on fire before you ask for T-shirt?

Elon just flew a car off a ramp with thrusters and Bernie is telling us how I need to pay the government more money. Make it make sense.

I wonder if they could actually manufacture this under ITAR? teapawt.org/libsoftiktok/status/21…

Ya'll ever wonder if in 200 years they will dig you up and wonder if you were Trans? Because your bones are so retarted they cant tell if you were a boy or a girl, because some sick doctor screwed you up with the help of your Mom and Dad?

This is how you sleep. youtube.com/watch?v=b3sQ1-Rb…