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Bucks, England
Joined September 2009
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The internet winner for today and probably the next 2 and a bit years.
Lame Duck a l’Orange…
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Not quite the same, if it's a case of comparing this strong but polite brush-off with Trump's aggression and juvenile insults. Anyway...
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
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Times and terminology change, even in cricket.
Wonderful. Bet they weren't called 'batters' either.
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No need for a spinner - this time #ENGvPAK
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Time for England fans to face facts. To win the Euros or #WorldCup you have to beat the top teams at the knockout stages. France, Spain, Argentina, Brazil... we haven't beaten them in the latter stages of a Euros or World Cup for a long time. We're not worldbeaters.
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I'm a long way past my early 30s but, in the spirit of accepting feedback, I won't be hoarding any books by Mr Harris.
Collecting 10,000 books by your early 30s is hoarding sorry
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Gwen would like a word.
I think the most important thing about England is centralisation, the most important thing about Scotland is (especially considering its size) variety, and so naturally the most important thing about Britain the combination of both
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I'd go back in time and persuade publishers not to publish this book.
BRITAIN ON THE BRINK: If you could go back in time and change British history, would you? When Jack Campbell's mysteriously transported back to precious England as she once was, he's soon meeting with historical figures like Enoch Powell & playing games w the space-time continuum

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USA taking a risk playing #USAvAUS in Seattle. The team might cross the border and claim political asylum #WorldCup2026 #OhCanada
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Modern author (2009) calls #ArthurConanDoyle a "slipshod writer" and claims #HoundOfTheBaskervilles is "presumed" to be set in the early 1870s. Read the first 4 pages; it's set in 1889 or 1890. Modern author needs a mirror and a touch of self-awareness. #SherlockHolmes
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Let's hope for something less infantile.
Is this the next general election campaign?
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No, sorry. If Streeting going = Wexit, Starmer going = Kexit or Sexit. Just no. No. Can't we call it something witty and original like... #Wesgate?
Andrew Marr: Keir Starmer can end this with dignity After that dramatic Wexit, with a very shrewdly crafted letter, does Keir Starmer throw himself into a leadership battle against the former health secretary? I’m assured by a close associate of the Prime Minister that he deeply dislikes Mr Streeting. He thinks he would beat him in a one-to-one contest, as internal Labour polling also suggests, and would greatly enjoy the humiliation of his critic. The trouble is, if a contest starts, the left will also field a candidate – most likely, in the short term, Angela Rayner, but also possibly Ed Miliband, both of whom are likely to beat Starmer. Would that be worth it, for the Prime Minister (a man, I gather, not averse to dirty football tackles) to bring down Streeting? With Andy Burnham still out of the running, it would be a bleak contest which, for many Labour people, would lack legitimacy. Cabinet ministers have told Keir Starmer to consider announcing a timetable for his departure, which would allow the broad argument to take place. If he does so, this can all be ended with a certain amount of dignity and decency. newstatesman.com/politics/uk…
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Well, we got lucky there. #AVFC did a passable impression of our performances for much of the season... I still think Emery will get them some silverware. #COYS
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Great offer (to do the maths)
Lovely deals to be had in @HotelChocolat today 🥴🤯 At least I got to learn my 4.65 times table
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"A jukebox? In my TARDIS? That'll never happen! Now if you were suggesting installing a pub..."
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"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" was Shakespeare's assessment of the Northern Line.
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