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The Great White North
Joined March 2009
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My #CaptainMarvel sweater is finished! I turned the hip patches into pockets because priorities. It took about 2 weeks, which was foolish and exciting.
(Yarn is @MalabrigoYarn and @3igyarn)
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NEW(KIND OF) EPISODE: For New Year's Eve, here's a short video we released on our Patreon a few months ago about how conservatives can't seem to remember who was president when all the stuff they didn't like happened.
youtu.be/Fr65GD6NM2E
ALT Cody smiling coyly, looking at a picture of a silhouette of Donald Trump with a question mark in the middle of his head. Episode Title: WHO WAS PRESIDENT IN 2020?
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Lots of people think immigrants are buying up homes that should go to people born here. My plan is to use these people as engagement bait, profit off that engagement, and then use that money to buy me, an immigrant, a home that should have gone to someone born here.
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Cat facts.
ALT Screenshot of a post from Twitter (Not having being kicked in the head by a horse, I refuse to call it the other name). Shows two carts. Downwards after getting a cat: My depression. Upwards: Crime rate in my house.
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"My coworker was super cordial until I kind of sort of tried to murder them" is genuinely a very funny thing to complain about
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This is the person that made the TDS push for legislation. He’s a pedophile. Remember that every time you use that term again.
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"Books only have two smells. The smell of a new book, which is good, and the smell of an old book, which is even better."
Ray Bradbury
Good night
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In 1987, newspapers ran this Far Side comic.
The director of the Jane Goodall Foundation wrote an angry letter over it, but Jane Goodall herself loved it.
"Wow! Fantastic! Real fame at last! Fancy being in a Gary Larson cartoon!"
She later wrote a forward for a Larsen book.
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13 people've been shot in 2 mass shootings targeting homeless camps in Minneapolis alone since Fox News promoted the idea of murdering our way out of the housing crisis.
But keep insisting left wing figures refusing to glaze Charlie Kirk are the ones inciting political violence.
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Thirteen unhoused people were hurt in Minneapolis.
And America shrugs.
These folks are not invisible. Not disposable. Not less human.
The relative silence on this tragedy is a moral failure.
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THANK YOU FANS, for supporting the U.S. Women’s National Sled Hockey Team in capturing the FIRST EVER World Para Ice Hockey Women’s World Championship gold medal 🎉
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Whoever decided to hire Chris Martin's ex-wife for this is an absolutely freakin' genius. #Coldplay
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I, for one, am shocked.
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
