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Dented Dan 🔨

@DreniFake

they used to call me

 West Virginia, USA
Joined April 2022
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Fat Lenny
@FatLennyLJS5 Feb 2025
Did I cook? Be onist...
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Hate this video so much, this dude swears in every single sentence.
internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) profile pictureinternet hall of fame
@InternetH0F2 Feb 2025
"Men are so hard to please" Men:
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Moink the Chested@_Moink_12 Jan 2025
I gotta assume this is what Balatro looks like to the average person
Aku Carly (@PovialJunk) profile pictureAku Carly@PovialJunk12 Jan 2025
Not knowing Balatro is so funny. You go online and there’s a picture of like a Queen of Hearts and a 7 of Clubs next to a bowl of sushi and it has 10k likes. Why? Not my business.
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"everybody you love will die if you're immortal" that's gonn happen anyway bruh, i don't give a fuck i wanna react to a robbery, get shot in the head, then stare at the thief like this
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grub 🦇🐇🕷 (@GrubCritter) profile picturegrub 🦇🐇🕷@GrubCritter28 Dec 2024
200 billion years of living life and making new friends and memories is worth it i am tired of the whole "immortality is a curse" bullshit
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Mingu
@lowgradef19 Dec 2024
Normalize killing people who steal your stuff
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evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) profile pictureevan loves worf
@esjesjesj16 Nov 2024
This has literally never happened
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Kummkopf@kummkopf6 Nov 2024
Things legalized overnight: -Throwing a 45lb plate into cyclists -Super rape -Incinerating libtards with flamethrowers -Wearing a burlap bag with eyeholes over your head and smashing yapping women with a 2×4 -Going 50 over the limit in school zones -Justice
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Finished reading "Goodnight Punpun", I feel unwell.
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Schmrgl
@Schmrgl27 Oct 2024
Mental Illnesses as Paintings: Tinnitus
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Schmrgl (@Schmrgl) profile pictureSchmrgl
@Schmrgl26 Oct 2024
Mental illnesses as Paintings: Anal Fissure
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kawaiikitsune123@wownotever23 Oct 2024
gay reddit bs
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Piötr 🍉 (@Piutr_Gubi) profile picturePiötr 🍉@Piutr_Gubi22 Oct 2024
Replying to @wolfyaltwitch
OH actaully Peter Watts explained that greatly in his book (Blindsight): in this version its not the crossed, but 90° angles, cause they are unnatuaral and their minds cannot comprehend them
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Aaron Chown (@aaronchown) profile pictureAaron Chown@aaronchown21 Oct 2024
King Charles III views the Pyroton fire demonstration during a visit to the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the National Bushfire Behaviour Research Laboratory, to learn about burn over protection systems, and bushfire behaviour research.
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Banbuds@Banbuds12 Oct 2024
Already can't stand these fucking clankers
TESLA CARS ONLY⚡️ (@teslacarsonly) profile pictureTESLA CARS ONLY⚡️
@teslacarsonly11 Oct 2024
Replying to @elonmusk
Tesla Optimus talking to human being fluently.
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why is everyone in the government a Batman villain?
Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) profile pictureDefiant L’s
@DefiantLs8 Oct 2024
Who wore it better?
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JoeLongBalls@JoeLongBalls7 Oct 2024
CIA finally found something that works on high income white neighborhoods
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) profile pictureMarjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreenee6 Oct 2024
Raw Milk does a body good. Make America Healthy Again!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Raw milk consumption is linked to a number of foodborne illnesses (e.g., Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, and Salmonella) that can result in serious complications and death. cdc.gov/food-safety/fo… fda.gov/food/buy-store… fda.gov/food/resources… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… journals.lww.com/nutritiontoday… health.com/raw-milk-safe-… health.ny.gov/diseases/commu… health.harvard.edu/staying-health… health.clevelandclinic.org/the-dangers-of… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_milk nytimes.com/2023/07/11/wel…
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Andrew@kohakudoori3 Oct 2024
bro got hit by a car mid tweet
Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) profile picturePosts Of Cats
@PostsOfCats2 Oct 2024
“Aye I wouldn’t be doing that if I was you” ahh car
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csAlfredo (@That_CS_Alfredo) profile picturecsAlfredo
@That_CS_Alfredo14 Sep 2024
All be honest, this wasn't on the gun show bingo card
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Alumio@Alumio_8 Sep 2024
what if it was animated
Minecraft (@Minecraft) profile pictureMinecraft
@Minecraft4 Sep 2024
Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025.
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