Drew Guarini

I was rewatching Obsession last night and how is it possible that the legal way to watch the movie looks THIS much worse?

Well, it was a good, almost three-year run of keeping Twitter and not updating it to X. The app doesn't work at all anymore. RIPIP.

PRAY FOR GOTHAM GO NY GO NY GO

Holy shit whoever is editing/producing the Joyce Manor #Coachella stream please stop cutting every second; borderline unwatchable. – at Long Beach, NY

Needed that 4.5. #LastFourWatched – at Inwood, NY

Stand for something. #sjubb

OH MY GOD DYLAN DARLING I AM GOING TO PASS OUT. #sjubb

Hey Duncan and Providence, Bryce and SJU send their regards. 👋 #sjubb

Enjoy the trip back to......Connecticut lmaooooo. #sjubb

Y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Español tonight for MLK? – at Long Beach, NY

Made a wrong turn on the way to MSG. #sjubb – at Carter Lake, IA

I've been on Twitter since 2009 and the "how do I fit this in my header?" trend might be the worst in the history of the platform. It's genuinely batting .000.

There's always blanky mode.

Whatever, here's horror-only October. #LastFourWatched