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Paw Paw, West Furginia, 2024 Letter to Col. Lionel: Opposition rebel gorillas are scattered throughout the Appalachound Mountains bordering west Meowyland. There aren't many, but between lonewolfs and pack ambushes, we've lost a platoon worth of canies in uneven trades. I understand the priority of retaking Barktimore before winter, but we need claws in the sky here or we're not going to make it to Badgerstown, MD with enough force. Sergal Stryker units are still on standby. Roads approaching the town are death traps until we clear these guys out. We just need two avian rawrtor craft. Send what you can spare. -Lt. Col. Hynieddy