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You"ll never understand Everything is Vanity till you are very ill. Money, Sex, Internet, Food, Everything is useless to you. Your only concern is how to get well. Good health is too underrated!!!!

Make it a habit of eating at least 1 fruit each day no matter how small the fruit is.

"Allow people do what works for them" It's very easy to deceive Nigerians. Just tell them to sow a seed and receive million dollars contract 🤦‍♂️

Nigeria these days mehn 🤦‍♂️ You will drive by an old friend or acquaintance and you start thinking if you should stop or not. Coz there's a possibility they'd start billing you once y'all connect again.

That moment you think you made a new friend that's doing well financially then boom, they start billing you. "Na me fck up for exchanging contact with you" go they read for your mind

Nigerians have a mentality of once money comes, spend it anyhow you want. That's why some people are mad at you for not being wasteful with your money. Perhaps they want to see you broke one day and start asking them for peanuts. Werey ni e.

Any flexin and oblee that involves me spending my money and you saving yours, count me out. I'm that rigid with being wasteful.

Strepsils is unnecessarily expensive.

Now that Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi has retired. Nigerians, are you still Portugal 🇵🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 supporters or can everyone return to their father’s land now? 🇳🇬

Super Distress Sale ‼️ 4 bedroom terrace duplex with BQ Tarred road 📍 Jabi off Airport Junction Abuja Price 150m 5% agency fee applies Selling as seen

E reach my time to become adult and start family APC enter power 😒

He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord; and that which he hath given will pay him again. Proverbs 19:17 Oga Titus don drop lamba again 🤦‍♂️

Women think they suffer with more responsibilities in marriage. Men think they suffer with more responsibilities in marriage. But none want to switch roles with the other. Women prefer their role of taking care of home. Men prefer their role of providing for the family.

"Abraham's blessings are mine" But you be thief

Once some of una get luck get small update, una go think say others lazy. They will automatically become motivational speakers. They will start preaching against laziness and be singing... "Just go out and start something, you will make it" But you no wan drop update for your guys. Coz you believe you shouldn't show people where you bake bread so they don't ruin it. Selfish mf If you know you can't drop update to elevate other people within your circle, just keep quiet and eat your bread alone. A lot of people are not lazy. They just don't have updates and opportunities in a country where opportunities are rare.

You will save contacts by yourself and start posting that same people you saved as contacts are evil, jealous of you and are after your life. You're fighting the people you saved as your contacts. Talmabout... "Don't think I'm a fool for tolerating your bullshit" "Me too I'm bad, if you step on me again, I will mess you up" "Evil eyes are watching my progress" "If you jealous me, you will diee" "You can only monitor me, you can't stop me" Why are you fighting imaginary battles? Are you selectively mad? If you feel someone doesn't like you, why not delete their contact.

It's the parents personality. Jovial and funny people grow old too.