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Boston, MA
Joined February 2024
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I don’t “rizz”, I simply weaponize my autism to the point where women are confused into attraction
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The real reason New England is the best region in the country is because of the noticeable lack of Arbys anywhere around here.
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Fuck you and your fans lmfao @RaysBaseball
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The Rays losing in the World Series gets more enjoyable each time
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if you want him traded then fuck you and ya mutha
Everybody say what up to Wilyer 👋 @RedSox
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It's so cool that the Brewers are gonna get to clinch in front of their fans tomorrow
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Brewers closer Trevor Megill was very straightforward with his thoughts about Tropicana Field (via @Dario_Melendez)
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What's stopping me from stealing that?
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Jump scare. Go away, bald.
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I bit the head off of your king
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Is being stupid a requirement for Pirates fans?
If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions: Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place: NL Central: - Pittsburgh Pirates - Cincinnati Reds - Washington Nationals - Cleveland Guardians - Miami Marlins NL East: - Detroit Tigers - Milwaukee Brewers - New York Mets - Philadelphia Phillies - Atlanta Braves NL West: - Los Ángeles Dodgers - San Diego Padres - Arizona Diamondbacks - Los Ángeles Angels - San Francisco Giants AL East: - Toronto Blue Jays - Boston Red Sox - Chicago Cubs - New York Yankees - Baltimore Orioles AL Central: - Kansas City Royals - St. Louis Cardinals - Tampa Bay Rays - Colorado Rockies - Chicago White Sox AL West: - Texas Rangers - Seattle Mariners - Athletics - Houston Astros - Minnesota Twins
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My tweets about Brentford don't do well so I need you all to get your footy knowledge up and start engaging in these tweets. Sincerely, Dunkintern.
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Really wanted the 3 points this week but considering how shit they played in the first half I'm happy ending the week with 1 point and in 6th place. Could've been much worse.
How things stand after Matchweek 8 🔢
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Brentford played like shit for a majority of the match and still didn't lose. Seguimos, Positivo y OK!
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KEITH ANDREWS YOU BLOODY GENIUS
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This guy was licking his lips when Tatum tore his achilles and he's acting like Tatum was the one who betrayed him lmfao
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum "There's no beef. Jayson comes from a wonderful family, he got a great PR team. There’s no beef, but, there might be a little lamb chops with some gravy, he should stay ready at all times." Very odd.
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The correct MLB award predictions just dropped
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Sal Frelick is from Boston why isn't the broadcast mentioning that every other pitch?
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Payton Tolle should get a ring
Payton Toll-weeeeeeeeee 😄 Take a trip down Bernie’s Slide with our World Series Correspondent!
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Let’s not be crass now
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