80 days. @bt_uk, @WeAreOpenreach, 80 days without internet, without any prior warning. Can someone please break down how the 436 working hours have been spent since 03/01? That's £78.83 I've been billed, and £655.20 owed in compensation. #stilloffline #aroundtheworld

62 days long, my @bt_uk internet outage. In that time, I could've downloaded 42.9TB of data over the 64Mb/s bandwidth I'm still paying for. 7 missed resolution dates. Paid £61.09 in bills, owed £504.00 compensation. @WeAreOpenreach ongoing SSKMD MSO for 116 days. #stilloffline

58 days with no @bt_uk internet. 7 missed resolution dates. I've spent £57.15 on having no internet, owed £470.40 in compensation. Over these 58 days, @bt_uk CEO Philip Jansen has taken £417,600 in salary. Perhaps some of this could be more appropriately allocated. #stilloffline

Day 49 since @bt_uk internet stopped working. That's over 100 complete watches of the #LOTR extended editions. Spent £48.28 on internet in that time, and I'm owed £394.80 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 103 days. #stilloffline #moviemarathon

46 days since my @bt_uk internet went down. In that time I've spent £45.33 on that service, and the #ISS has completed 736 orbits of Earth. I'm now owed £369.60 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO active for 100 days. #stilloffline

@bt_uk Day 45. My internet has now been down longer than @trussliz was PM. Have spent £44.34 on that service, and I'm owed £361.20 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 99 days, 5 missed resolutions dates. #stilloffline #beatthelettuce