If you stumble onto, well, me here on X/Twitter/whatever. Remember: I am an adult only in age, and might, from time to time, share adult thoughts. Some wholesome. Others not so much.

If you are not following @sweettrait do yourself a favour and go follow her? She's a damn talented soul in CAS, and her game has got it all. Cute kids, gorgeous Sims and drama.

Oh woohoo me I cannot believe you just yelled "Here comes the sperm train!" Really Jack? REALLY? You know I take back what I said. We should have fucked before marriage. That would have prevented a lot! Now it's too late! Fuck me! No, that's NOT an invite!

My late, very dead, definitely not working an undercover job to save the world brother once said: 3 sneezes in a row means an orgasm is in your future. I guess in the afterlife he just went "Aw Yis!!! Multiple orgasms!"

I was planning on maybe marrying her. The next day I got the call she passed.

Well, it's nice to be able to show future psychiatrist when exactly you started needing therapy... (JK. Please do not hate me.)

"I always knew I'd die young. Had I known Grimm would be this pretty, I would have hastened my demise. I mean, I am dead and she's the angel dragging me kicking and screaming to the afterlife, right?"

My Braaivleis brings all the girls to the yard and... No? No girls?"

It begins. And lasts for the next 40 minutes

Don't worry. One day I will die, and all this silliness? You will be relieved of it.

"You again? I swore I just left a different pub and here you are? Stalker?" "Hardly Madam. Flatter yourself not, for we are merely two alcoholic birds of the same feather."

"Wanna see a magic trick? Watch as I turn this beer... Into a rose!" "Wow, that's neat!" "Madame, for someone as beautiful as you, I'd grow roses in my ass."

People that sniff wine: Like why? I mean, I took a whiff of the glass offered me and went "Yeah no. Smells like rotten grapes to me." Every damn glass of wine shoved into my mits. Rotten grapes. What am I missing?

How realistic does your game go? How much of what you have seen and experienced in your life happens in your game, that might be seen as weird to others?

Whenever I start a new save, inevitably the first screenshot is that of the Sim in the bar. Now I am not saying I have alcoholic tendencies, but I do get addicted to stuff quite easily. Like The Sims. And Friday the 13th.

Dutch Mini Review: Horde's Hellig Usvart Every song a WTHeck moment.

High School Years: Let's just agree: it has the dullest, most non interactive gameplay ever!

No. Them shoes stays on when popping out a poop.

My game blew up so badly... Because of what I had done. Me! Like a move that can only be described as not very well thought through. Everyone else: I care about my Simmies. Me? I treat them like an experiment in social studies.

Look. I am here. With attitude and general grumpiness. Do I get points for attendance at least?

Have you ever played , then realised your game turned into a monster and end up deleting your save? That was me tonight.