I was gone for 5 years working for Biden. I wore the Biden mask on days he was mentally unwell. All the good shit happened on my days like ice cream treats.
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imagine being a funny comedian and then one deciding to go full cunty-mccunter. This was that, and the end of SNL being funny for over a decade.
Kate McKinnon opens the first Saturday Night Live since the election as Hillary Clinton, singing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" at the piano, days after Cohen's death.
"I'm not giving up, and neither should you."
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All - I am signing off for the weekend. Time to relax and jork it non-stop. Goon up! See you next week.
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Erin Dick Ford is a race hustler, who steeps in race baiting. & He loves Sisolak, the Shutdown King. The only white supremacy I believe in is my jizz.
Gov. Sisolak signs two police reform bills on anniversary of George Floyd’s death kolotv.com/2021/05/25/gov-si…
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Finally a Governor who allows me to commit a little crime. Thanks Erin.
Thank you Reno for joining us to celebrate this new chapter for our state! Excited to see so much enthusiasm as we build a more affordable Nevada.
This is just the beginning, so check out our transition website to be a part of what's next: AaronFordTransition.com
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holy fuck these guys are retards.
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Shame that the comments are off. Somebody might post something silly.
Are we ever going to see the full Epstein files? @maddow and I discussed on #HighStakes with @karaswisher.
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slut alert.
Uma esquerdista foi visitar palestinos e tentar relatar um ‘genocídio’, ela foi imediatamente atingida com uma pedra por causa de sua roupa imodesta.
A realidade.
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El video no es de Palestina ni de una “izquierdista” denunciando un genocidio. Es de Al-Hol, Siria, en noviembre de 2024 de mujeres vinculadas al ISIS lanzan piedras a la reportera kurda Evin Sheikhmus en el campamento que retiene a familias de combatientes del grupo annahar.com/factcheck/2721…
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it is time to call this what it is: racist. Latinos are barely a minority. The real minority is Republican Voters. It is time to storm Carson City and barge into the Capital building and demand change!!! After securing permits and following the approved process to visit.
Inbox: The Nevada Latino Legislative Caucus announces new leadership and members!
Sen. Shelly Cruz-Crawford will serve as Chair, Assm. Cinthia Moore as Vice Chair, and Sen. Fabian Doñate as Secretary-Treasurer. Newest members are Assms. Miguel Dávila and Alexis Esparza.
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Perfect example of book smart vs street smart. Bottomline: the kid is a retard.
My son (a high school junior) is taking three AP classes and is in a concurrent enrollment college finance program. He's got like a 3.8 GPA.
I just got an email from the school saying he's had too many tardies and is going to be placed on some sort of "citizenship plan" or whatever. I know attendance is a big deal in public education right now, and I understand why they have these disciplinary levers in place.
But I think kids who get good grades and take hard classes shouldn't get dinged for being 10 minutes late here or there. I've always thought if a kid has over a 3.7 GPA, his attendance shouldn't even be counted anymore.
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Dwayne D. S. retweeted
Look what the new alghothim on X promotes? @elonmusk is this your vision for X? What are you doning?
This guy sees it too. 2024 v 2026 photos. Drew is dying folks. He is withering away into a skeleton. Please join me in feeding him this Sunday at the river. Whatever fish we catch, we feed it to him Gollum style.
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I might get a new follower today! Fingers crossed. Not a bot, not a bot, not a bot. Please give me a human follower, God, grant me influence on X. It has been 16 years!!!!
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I didn't even vote, and that's because I am an illegal alien from Venezuela. But its ok, because now the Ds got my big fat sloppy D protected.
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Fred Savage was and is always the SUPERIOR SAVAGE.
‘Boy Meets World’ star Danielle Fishel claims in a new book that she was ‘looking forward’ to reconnecting with Ben Savage on spinoff ‘Girl Meets World,’ but once on set, she realized the pair were now in different places in their lives. ew.com/boy-meets-world-book-…
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When @jack started Twitter, he used my account as the gauge (litmus test) for moderation because the stuff I posted was so gross and offensive and perverted. Back in 2010, the rules were literally created because of me.
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