Wednesday Addams

"Your death would bring me great excitement." •Adult Wednesday •TAF RP •Crossovers and OCs welcome •Mature/dark content •RT?

Someone please come stab her. She needs some excitement in this dull life of hers.

Used to write fan mail to death when she was little. "I wonder if he ever got them."

"Halloween is almost here! I need supplies." Gathering some bodies, severed limbs, and some jars of blood.

//I wish there were more Addams Family accounts. There are so little to RP with and it makes this account seem pointless

Her parents better not expect her to get married. She's perfectly fine just adoring their relationship.

//I keep mentally reading my tweets in a British accent even though Wednesday isn't British and neither am I, it just happens.

"UGH, how I loathed that girl. I should've poisoned her when I had the chance."

"Really? I thought that was a great conversation starter on a date." teapawt.org/StenchOfCorpses/status…

Thinks about camp Chippewa. That was her favorite moment of arson.

Burying a body is so much fun. But then they start screaming because "they're alive" and because "they want to be let go."

"I wonder what ever happened to Joel. Meh, he's probably dead now. Or worse, alive."

"Well I usually work alone but if I ever need help I'll make sure to give you a call." Raising a brow at the wink with a shake of her head. teapawt.org/WanderlustSeer/status/…

Rummaging through a closet at the family house when a duffel bag falls out with a loud thud. "Oh! Sorry Uncle Knick-Knack!"

Nihilism

Whistles while she makes herself a cup of tea, sprinkling a bit of cyanide in to give it a kick.

Giving her a light shrug. "Your loss. And yes, while I would have fun with that, I'm more of a slow torture gal." teapawt.org/WanderlustSeer/status/…

"Well, there's nothing better than a few volts of electricity coursing through your body to wake you up in the morning." teapawt.org/torturedangcl/status/9…