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Director Lance Oppenheim has revealed an opening credits sequence that was scrapped for ‘PRIMETIME’.
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Type shit I’m on for Halloween weekend
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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What in the WWE is this 😭😭😭
Christian Watson emerges from the ambulance. He went to the hospital in the first half
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😭😭😭
Mario Hezonja on waiving off Donovan Mitchell: “I told him you’re not supposed to bring the ball up under pressure. I waived JT out to go 1-on-1 against my mismatch. I spoke to James and Donovan, there’s 5 of us on the court and you need to read those mismatch situations.”
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Another day, another @_bigjayy_ three. #LetEmKnow
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Jake Bauers gifted Pat Murphy the final out ball. Murphy thanked him and told him “You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves….just remember this is way we used to do it” #ThisIsMyCrew
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2 worms, 1 cup
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Me and bro going to town on this thing when the Hans Zimmer score hits
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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AC: "What's happenin' homie?" 😂
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If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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Les Américains quand ils voient un jeune avec des troubles mentaux
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Banger I fear (The Otto Tunes of Syracuse Univ.)
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This is S-tier rage bait during a crucial point in a crucial division game. Masterful work.
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Jake is going crazy wtf
bitch goodbye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "I am CAUCASIAN"
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