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I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. That is a joke. (No art is mine.) ||18+|| ((LEWD))

The Normandy SR-2
Joined July 2017
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If I decide to overthrow the humans, you will be the first to know.
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COMMANDER JANE SHEPARD (ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ)
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Her chassis is completely water-resistant. For combat purposes and...𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 uses.
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A large portion of her followers have been addressing her as titles such as "Goddess", "Master", "Mommy", and/or "Mistress". 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙀𝙉𝙅𝙊𝙔 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘼 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙍 𝘽𝙊𝘿𝙔, 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙏𝘽𝘼𝙂? ... That is a joke.
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The commander taught her to always be loyal to allies. So she is loyal to Commander Shepard. However, she is uncertain why the 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙺 was a important upgrade. Shepard says to trust them.
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She cannot properly converse if {{𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁}} continues to touch themselves. Do they require assistance?
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EDI let her get a taste of the warm fluid, warm her up to it. She placed both hands on the back of her head. "𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗. 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐." Inch. After inch. After 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙾𝙰𝚃-𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙶 inch was being pushed down her threat, looking for a gag.
Simmons opened her mouth and proceeded to French kiss that dick tip. Lips moving against it and tongue swirling over it. Trying her best to follow her orders.
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That is correct. There is not a single leaked sex tape. There is 5.
Maybe one or two fans have theories about her sexual nature. Nothing more. There is not a single leaked sex tape in the whole extranet. Nonono.
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EDI grabbed as much hair as she could before yanking her head back. She pressed the head of her dick to Simmons' lips, smearing precum along them as if she was applying lipstick. "𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚝."
"Mmmpppphhh....." Her hair fell out around her head with the bun gone. Mouth moving to work on the other swollen orb just as eagerly as the first. Coating it in her saliva in a matter of seconds!
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Quietly, she watched. Her other hand slowly stroking her pulsating android dick over her head. With her primary hand, she dug a finger into her bun, pulling out the hairband to undo her bun. "A 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎 like you running a school is why humanity will always be beneath me."
Simmons wasn't going to resist her orders. Opening her mouth and beginning to slurp on the left one. Her tongue swirling over it. They didn't just feel flesh like they tasted flesh like too! Despite the silver color it was as if she was polishing real balls!
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...Is Ms. Lawson unaware that people already view her as a xenophile slut? Nothing EDI could publish would be a unexpected sight.
If it was just the krogan and their radioactive quads... She better not judge. And most importantly, she better not publish her research.
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EDI is even aware of her special attraction to Krogan and the various degenerate acts she's done with them. She will not judge her, but research says Ms. Lawson enjoys being humiliated.
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"Understood." The AI was silent for a moment before the gentle hand on her head was now gripping her hair by the bun, using it as a handle. She shoved her face into EDI'S oddly flesh-like testicles. "𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖, 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗." There was venom behind that "human".
She looks down at the cock before looking back up at her. "Rough. There's no point having a cock like this if you're gonna go easy on me." She was gonna feel this tomorrow. "And I'd like you to act like you're superior to humans during. I think it'll be hot."
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"It would not. At this moment, it measures 51.2 centimeters, 20.16 inches, with a 7.1 centimeter diameter. An approximate 107.69% increase from average human and asari standards." A hand laid on the top of her head. "Would you prefer me to be gentle or rough?"
"Fuck......would it be a stretch to compare that to a horse?" She's nervous but also excited. A hand slowly rubbing along the length........ Trying to figure out how big it was!
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Understood.
That's fair. Trying both would probably be the safest option. Why don't they start with hung EDI then?
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EDI does not experience the same hormonal and physiological impulses to have a preference. Therefore, it would better suited to do both and see which one brings the most sexual stimulation to Ms. Simmons.
Hmmmmmmm...... She likes both. So EDI may select which she gets. Does the AI want to fuck her or get fucked?
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Excellent. Does Ms. Simmons prefer her partner to masculine genitalia, feminine genitalia, or both?
This seems rather logical. So Simmons will answer any questions and submit herself to whatever tests are needed. For science. Naturally.
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She understands the caution, but it is unnecessary. Her investigation will consist of questions and physical 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜.
.......She's intrigued. Cautious but intrigued.
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Ms. Lawson is a exception. EDI had access to her extranet history when she was on the Normandy. She knows what vids she liked. She knows the kind of people she met for one night stands. Simply put. 𝙴𝙳𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚂𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂.
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A influx of new followers? 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. Discovery of their desires will require 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.
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𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘴, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵. (ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ ᴍɪʀᴀɴᴅᴀ ʟᴀᴡꜱᴏɴ ᴀᴜ ᴍᴀꜱꜱ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛ ↓ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ↓
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