"A ship is always Safe at the shore, but that's not what it is built for "

Don't be part of the problem, be the entire problem

I would like to formally apologize to every adult I silently judged as a child for saying they tired all the time. I honestly didn't have all the information

Banange

Radio Presenter: A chance to win 30,000shs, Are you ready? Caller: Yes Yes Radio Presenter: What is a female elephant called? Caller:.................

You laugh as you shed tears

Chewing loudly may be a satanic act by the way

I used to be young and fun but now I say things like: Will there be chairs?

God

Today is Friday incase it's showing Thursday on your androids

From the time God asked Adam - Where are you? Up to now men don't like that question

Lwakuba mafia takaaba naye

A lot of people are more afraid of a medical bill than a medical problem.

Work hard so that you don't have to introduce yourself

Silence is golden

More than 18years of education, yet no one taught us how to console a grieving friend or what to say when someone we love is at their lowest

Manchester united, it's nolonger funny

Very thin

Ku love ogaseko okunywa enjaga, omwaka onagumalako?

Do that DNA test.

Power lies in the tongue.