Emergency Medicine PA-C. If you wouldn't be proud to say it to your parents, don't tweet it.
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Hi, I’m Katie. I lost in the final round of my second grade spelling bee because I didn’t say “capital S” when spelling “September.” I kicked my teacher in the shin and, apparently, shouted, “it’s a spelling bee, not a grammar bee.” That pretty much sums me up.
Private equity overlords really said, “we know you haven’t had a raise in 10+ years but we’re going to drop your 401k match by 3% and reduce maternity benefits. We’re still the best in the region (just don’t actually ask around to confirm that.)” #emergencymedicine #MedTwitter
Final project: 3 cut out the groundhog, traced/colored the face, cut out the numbers, and helped decorate. Groundhog is on a pencil that can be pulled through a hole in the bottom so he can “hibernate” in the tissue box.
This is a lie. Minors can have epidurals, episiotomies, and c-sections without parental consent. #voteyeson4FL
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Everyone Gets Atrophy 🏆 retweeted
Vermont Woman is Determined to Protect Kids from Halloween Fentanyl
“I'm not going to let even one child in my town suffer and die because those greedy drug dealers want to give their drugs away for free this Halloween,”
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The scariest thing about emergency medicine in kids <12 months is that like 10% of it is just vibes.
Everyone Gets Atrophy 🏆 retweeted
Lord give me the strength to handle the incredibly confident strangers on the Internet who continue to scream at me terrible parenting advice I never asked for, which advice directly contradicts everything our pediatrician has told us.
My child is 3. I can assure you that no one involved in this project will accomplish the “key point.”
When does the new block policy start? I can’t wait to see Kev*n B*ss and V*nay Prassad’s thoughts again.
A “friend” on instagram bragging about using religion to assert control and demand obedience from her preschooler while simultaneously praising them for being strong and brave. I am *triggered*.
This is basically just a list of every book I loved in high school. These are the books that kept me reading.
Also, it looks like the one per month limit from HB 1285 on Clay’s primary book banner may no longer apply.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
