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Jeezy peeps
This is GPT-6 Astra. Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.
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"I thought it was crap" Wayne Rooney - a man of the people.
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FRIENDLY WANTED! ⚽️ Our A Team are looking for a friendly this Saturday (18th July), away from home. If your club is available and interested, please get in touch via our page or contact the club directly 📩
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FRIENDLY WANTED! ⚽️ Our Reserves are looking for an away friendly next week, on either Tuesday or Wednesday (21st/22nd July). If your club is available and interested, please get in touch via our page or contact the club directly 📩
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This Saturday ⤵️ ⚽ First Team v Galgate • Away • 1:30pm ⚽ Reserves v A Team • Rakesmoor Lane • 2:00pm 🏆 Norway v England • LIVE in the Clubhouse • 10:00pm
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FRIENDLY WANTED! ⚽️ Unfortunately, due to a late cancellation from Milnthorpe, our First Team are now looking for a friendly this Saturday (11th July), at Rakesmoor Lane. If your club is available and interested, please get in touch via our page or contact the club directly 📩
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Replying to @XaviSol_
Cry about it, Xavier.
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Altitude Smaltitude 😂😂😂 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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LOL!!! “Nah bro I have the Trump card, I win.” Trump card always wins!
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𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 (𝙿𝚁𝙴-𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽) 🆚 @BarrowAFC 🕒 3:00pm 🎟️ Adults £5, Concessions £3, U16 Free
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Another Keir Starmer weather-machine masterclass. 🍻
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💪🏼 𝗣𝗥𝗘-𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 We’d like to invite all old and new players to our open-age* training session! 📆 Thursday, 18th June 2026 ⏰ 6:45pm 📍 Rakesmoor Lane *Minimum age 16
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A referee's penalty shootout blunder means an FA Vase game will have to be replayed in full. Did you know about this niche law?

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📰 Club Statement: FA Vase First Round @FA • #FAVase
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A Boreham wood supporter was on the pitch goading Maidenhead United fans after beating them in the playoffs yesterday. A Maidenhead fan had seen enough, so he ran on and two footed him… 🤣😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The opposition team was Maidstone, not Maidenhead bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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We're excited to reveal that following an excellent month between the sticks, Wyll Stanway has been nominated for The @PFA's League Two Player Of The Month Award. 🏆 Get voting here 🗳️ 👉 bit.ly/3Z4jO9L. #WeAreBarrow
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Beans on toast for dinner boys.
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These scammers are so funny 😂😂
Looking for 5 x Creamfields Sunday tickets. #Creamfields #tickets
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Looking for 5 x Creamfields Sunday tickets. #Creamfields #tickets
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