Ed Wiley

giving your teenage son the login to your zaxby's app is a path to generational poverty

Traveling on Halloween. Stopped at Chick-Fil-A to grab a bite. I walked by a family and a green dinosaur goes, "What are you dressed as?" Without hesitation I said, "Amish IT Professional", which the parents thought was funny, but really confused the kid. Happy Halloween!

Me, a dad of six, with three teenagers: I feel like a broken record. My kids: You mean like a broken vinyl record? Me: Yes, a warped, scratched, vintage vinyl record, repeating the same audio continuously. My kids: What'd you say?

Every Walmart delivery photo looks like forensic evidence

Saw the Elizabeth Holmes doc. The best part? Someone in the film said, "Stockholm Syndrome," a lady behind us loud-whispered, "Keith!? What's that?", and the near-empty theater got to hear Keith explain Stockholm Syndrome in an extreme southern accent. South GA is great.

Does whoever decides this "fall back" mess accept bribes? What's their Venmo?

to be clear we do not have flying cars, we have flying car

"Chat, attend this next meeting as me, but me in a much better mood."

more should be said about the impact of ozempic on church pot lucks, there are nanas going home with entire untouched casseroles

questions: is it a christian band, or christians in a band is it a gas station starbucks, or a starbucks in a gas station is it ai, or is it any reel from your mom

you know who really got out in front of this ai thing? the guy in our town who stands in the ross parking lot fake-playing the violin to a track. he was on the ross/tractor supply/marshall's lot tour before ai music existed. a trailblazer. dude will be the last to lose his job.

if the plague's career finally takes off this year, prepare to hear the most annoying person you know say "oh i had the plague in 2025"

if they do build that planned datacenter five miles from our farm i will counter it with cats. one cat for every nvidia chip. bring it on.

chick-fil-a: how can we preserve unique human interaction mcdonald's: can ai launch a mcgriddle directly into a face

this morning i learned: if i sit down on some steps next to a hampton inn to look at my phone while wearing a baseball cap, people will think i'm homeless

Everybody has that one friend who swears there's no AI video in their feed. And if you don't have that friend, I hate to break it to you —