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My wife had been on at me for years to "manscape" and shave my pubes. Finally gave in but used hair removal cream as didnt want to risk a razor down there. The wife now won't go near me as my penis apparently resembles Cyril Sneer from the 80s cartoon The Raccoons.
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Aston Villa head coach Unai Emery is close to agreeing a contract extension at the club - which will hand him even more responsibility for long-term development.
Details: bbc.in/48CCaD6
Embarrassing for you @Carra23 you silly Scouse cunt.
Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd #avfc
This has always felt like how it would turn out and what a boost for Villa. Best manager in the Premier League IMO
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Unai Emery reportedly has two demands to replace Michael Carrick at Manchester United, who have a 'five-man shortlist'.
Full story 👇 teamtalk.com/manchester-unit…
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Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd #avfc
This has always felt like how it would turn out and what a boost for Villa. Best manager in the Premier League IMO
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd #avfc
This has always felt like how it would turn out and what a boost for Villa. Best manager in the Premier League IMO
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Aston Villa held an important working meeting today to plan the club's future and lay the foundations for its long-term sporting and institutional project.
The meeting brought together Nassef Sawiris, the club's Chairman and Unai Emery alongside President of Football Operations Roberto Olabe and Director of Football Operations Damián Vidagany.
The discussions focused on jointly planning the club's long-term strategic direction, with positive discussions establishing a clear commitment beyond 2029 for the joint development of the club under the sporting leadership of Unai Emery based on the shared ambitions and common goal to reach excellency and keep growing during the next years.
The objective is clear: to build an ambitious, competitive Aston Villa capable of taking on the biggest challenges and achievements.
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Women don't know how lucky they are to have nice hairless arseholes. Cleaning up for men after a bad shit is like trying to wipe Nutella off a dog's back
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“Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football.”
What a quote btw
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Biggest award in football and in his first interview he’s mentioned Villa more times than United have nominees
Yet there’s some people who think he should move there 😭😭
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4️⃣ years of Unai Emery at #avfc and he is now the best manager in the Premier League. Don’t ever write him off
🦁 Villa 2.0 excitement
🦁 why United is a non-starter
🦁 McGinn: “I’ve loved every minute”
🦁 how Sawiris sealed the deal
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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